Men are just happier people.

[Mr.Puff]

My grandfather sent me this e-mail . Funny stuff.


NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each
throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of
them will have anything smaller and none will actually
admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a
towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's
bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify
more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get
the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best
friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and
dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in
the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in
two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who
can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.