How men think...
 

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy
together. I could not believe it when she asked if I would be interested
in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."

Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that
tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to get lost.



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So then you woke up?

LOL!
i true man would have gone for a blow job.

:D:D:D

Ha ha ha! Yes, Moses, that is how the male motivational strategy works!

......uh .......couldn't have said it more clearly myself

fat women try harder...

Moses...thanks for the laugh.:D

Hey fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay.

~Quagmire

One day Jessica Alba will be more than chunky. Who will love her then??

It is true. Big girls have something to prove, which usually works in your favor.

The cost of the Divorce is what stopped Moses....

I will. Our is a deep and abiding love. Timeless. It makes you want to write poetry and howl at the moon and thank God you were born a man. :)

O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!

Fat chicks and mopeds... both fun to ride til your friends catch you on them :D

Did you ever stop to think that her weight gain was due only to the breast augmentation surgery?