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Lucy's Poop Light
A friend of mine named Lucy is going to build and sell lighted dog leashes.
Basically, the leash will combine an LED flashlight that is essentially one of those "shake" lights, and as you walk with the dog on the leash, the movement of your arms will charge a capacitor and power the light. So that you can see what you need to see after the dog does its's business...:p Anyway...she needs an amusing name for it... N |
Lucy's poop light is going to be pretty hard to beat. ;)
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Hey, this is supposed to cost money.... :D
Tell her to think of every word that describes the product, humorous or not. Put all of the words in 2 opposing vertical columns and start connecting. Two syllables is preferable for the combined name. For instance using only yours words: poop light light poop business leash leash business From this you can go from poop business to leash light. :) |
They already have them - Big Lots has them for sale for $4.99
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Lit *****
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Frankly, I think the product has more potential as a night time safety device like a bike light, or something people can see between the walker and the dog. Then, secondarily as a task light.
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The defocateometer! The Scat beacon! The dooky illuminator! |
Illumi-turd.
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Only in" Fricking" America.
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Fart Light. Barry Manilow can do the background music.
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Spot Light
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The sphincter spotlight
The defecator locater The venting viewer Somebody stop me! |
My dog aint as a brilliant as a poop light, but I do have him trained to dump before he gets the leash. He knows we aren't leaving until he either shows me a fresh dump in the yard or makes a new one. I'm not good at handling warm excrement so this is the first thing he had to learn. :)
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Why not just feed the dog glow in the dark food?
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Loaf light
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The Business Beacon
Butt Beam Crap Candle Latrine Light (with leash) |
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Yeah it's nasty, but I'd rather have it in someone else's yard than mine! |
Let there be poop.
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I like "Spot Light" the best...
How about: Fecal Beacon? :D |
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