The douchiest of d-bags ever!

[cstreit]

I can't believe this... Can it really be serious?

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

[kstar]

That's remarkable.

There is not enough "wrong" in the world for that guy.

[Embraer]

...he had a "long distance relationship." and by long distance relationship he means stalking women on myspace.

[legion]

Yes, douches are a serious problem.

Seriously, I had a roommate in college that was (still is) EXACTLY like that. He would c*** block everyone else, dominate conversation with crap like this, and end up (permanently) turning off whole groups of women to my group of friends.

Thing is, he ended up attracting the women who were very passive with histories of bad relationships (and he was just another one in that string).

Now he is 30, still lives at home with his mom, and can't seem to get women anymore. For a while, he was dating 17-year olds, but even that stream of naive women has dried up. (Somewhat okay, when he was 19. Weird and borderline criminal (he at least waited 'till they were 18 to consummate) when he was 24. Downright creepy at 30...)

[Rick Lee]

Can't be real. Too good to be real.

[Danny_Ocean]

Could be scripted:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

Click on the "radio interview" button.

From the comments section:

Shane Says:

June 27th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I’ve met this guy - he’s called “Dimitri the Lover” - he’s been doing this type of thing for at least 5 years now. He’s a kind of ‘reality performance artist’ - he’s made the conscious decision to be the biggest, absolute throbbing veined, over-the-top, larger than life, complete and utter misogynistic, creepy, ******* to women that he could possibly be. He goes out of his way to be everything that women purport to hate, and find unattractive in a potential mate; and consequently gets more pussy than anyone I ever met. All the smarter women that realize or are made aware of what he’s doing play along with him when around women they don’t like - playing him up as a ’sex god’, He goes out clubbing and never pays for anything, ****s women in bathrooms, gets blow jobs in cabs and so on - and does it all while being the biggest ****ing prick to women too stupid to realize what he’s doing. He never lies about what he is, and gives them all sorts of opportunities to walk away, but for some strange reason loads of women are drawn to his particular brand of ‘bad boy’ image, and seem to get off on being treated like total ****. And he’s actually not very attractive, he’s just got the biggest set of cajoles on the planet.

[allaircooled]

Can't be real. Too good to be real.

I agree. There is no way anybody is that big of a douchebag. Is there?

[peppy]

There is nothing wrong with me!!

[Moses]

Originally Posted by allaircooled

I agree. There is no way anybody is that big of a douchebag. Is there?

Are you kidding? Dmitri's got game!

[widgeon13]

That is pretty hilarious! A Greek lover........ I'm not going there.

If I was the girl I would hunt that SOB down and take him right to the edge and drop him on his giant gonads.

If I was her boyfriend I'd kick the **** out of him. What a Dbag.

[Christien]

Wow, what a prick! Thing is, that voice is eerily familiar, and his area code is local (416 - Toronto). I can't for the life of me place it, and I'm probably just mistaking it for someone else, but my first thought was that it sounded familiar, then when he said the area code I was a bit weirded out...!

[juanbenae]

im better having listen to that..

T$

[legion]

Wouldn't it be great if Dmitri was really a psychology grad student doing his thesis on how women say one thing but really want something else?

[Arizona_928]

i knew a guy like that last year in my 7th hr. he was rude, disrespectful, and down right mean yet everytime i saw him he was with a different girl. now everytime i see him he just swears up a storm.
he's the biggest douche i know.

[Arizona_928]

Originally Posted by Christien

Wow, what a prick! Thing is, that voice is eerily familiar, and his area code is local (416 - Toronto). I can't for the life of me place it, and I'm probably just mistaking it for someone else, but my first thought was that it sounded familiar, then when he said the area code I was a bit weirded out...!

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/???

[Wickd89]

Originally Posted by allaircooled

I agree. There is no way anybody is that big of a douchebag. Is there?

Is this a Greek thing?

Greek men, please ring in and be honest...

(after seeing Big Fat Greek Wedding, although a comedy, seems to touch on this).

[Gogar]

For chrissakes, would you guys check out Danny's link? Dimitri isn't real. Hilarious, but not real.

[Danny_Ocean]

Originally Posted by Gogar

For chrissakes, would you guys check out Danny's link? Dimitri isn't real. Hilarious, but not real.

I'm probably (deservedly) on more "ignore" lists than anyone here, so they most likely can't see my post. Or they're afraid to find out I'm right again...

[Brian Cameron]

Originally Posted by Gogar

For chrissakes, would you guys check out Danny's link? Dimitri isn't real. Hilarious, but not real.

Not real, maybe hilarious, but possibly dangerous. Check out this link too...
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

[Joe Bob]

To me....no one is that stuck on themselves. Gotta be a joke...