I know, you are showing your limits again.

Puleeze, you knuckle draggers need some dissenting opinion. Without the handful here who tell you who is boss, the lunatics will take over the asylum.

Besides who would point out facts to you. Without us it would be Osama is a Muslim, John McCain is smart, Sean Hannity knows everything 24/7.

Sorry BVD, your thread got stolen, have another MO-JI-TO on me.

so do it and see.

name removed - ns does not have the balls to put up a poll...

:D My bikes have always gotten me home, of course the I didn't drink much the other night, really:D
A dark place, but fun, I have taken a few PP members there:D
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Rolled into one about 1:00PM this afternoon - that Obama in Berlin on CNBC was enough to make me turn right around!

I would rather be back at my desk that listen to that gibberish..

I'd just assumed, given your handle, and more to the point, what you post, that you were drunk all the time! :p

JP

And this monkey walks in, sits down beside me and sez:

The monkey doesn't say anything but jumps up, runs down the bar & starts eating all the cherries, olives onions, etc. The bartender says get that monkey out of here.


Anybody know the rest?

I know one thing, I've lost some respect for Byron. Where's the trashy women pics?:)

If this works, and you get him to post some more photos, will buy you a beer! :)

A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walks into a bar and the bartenders says "what is this, a joke?"

A driunk was sitting at a bar nad a slick looking guy sits down next to him.
A young lady walks by and the slick looking guy says, "hey baby, tickle your a** with a feather? Startled, she says, "I beg your pardon?"
he replies, "particularly nice weather we're having".
She says whatever and walks off.
The drunk starts laughing, that's the funniest thing he's ever seen.

A little while later anotrher young lady walks by, the slick character repeats the exaxt same thing with the exact same outcome.
The drunk nearly falls off his stool laughing.

A couple more minutes goes by, a young lady walks by, and he says "hey baby, tickle your a** with a feather? She smiles a dirty little smile and says OK, let's go and they leave together.
The drunk is absolutely astounded. He can't believe it worked. What ther heck he figuires, I'm gonna try it.

Several more drinks later, a girl walks by and he yells "hey beoch, stick a feather up your butt?"
She looks at him and asks "what did you say? he replies ........ "pretty freakin hot in here, isn't it?"

Why the long face, Seabiscuit?

A man walked into a bar, it hurt.

wo ist die toilette, bitte ?


Rika

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "hey, we've got a drink named after you"! And the grasshopper says, "you've got a drink named Steve"???


JA

A duck walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "gimme a shot of whisky and put it on my bill!"

.....a skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer and a mop............