Change has Come, I'm Voting Demcrat!
 

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe white people need to spend their time at the back of the bus.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of Polar bears now would we?

I'm voting Democrat because: when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because: I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that.

I'm voting Democrat because: I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

I'm voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because: I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry my cat.

I'm voting Democrat because: I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because: I don't want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World (China ) is the most polluted?

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer.

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because: I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media. I'm All for CHANGE!!

And then there's this
http://weeklyworldinquisitor.com/McCain-Bush_lizard_alien.html

Get a life, already.

Okay, explain this to me. I understand that Obama and his supporters keep touting "Change!" but every supporter I ask for specifics has no idea exactly WHAT he's going to change. I don't think he even knows . . .

They know that "change" is what most of the uneducated poor want, and they are telling them what they want to hear, only to get elected.

Look at what Reid and Peloisi said almost 2 years ago trying to get all the Repubs voted out of office. All the wonderful changes that they would make.

Well kids, they now have a majority vote and please show me all of these changes? Squat is what they did and 90% of what they said were lies just to get into office. Now we have $130 a barrel oil and loads of other problems under their rule.

Are you trying to say that the high oil prices are the democrats fault?

I am sure it has nothing to do with the fact that we invaded the place that sells us the oil.

I am sure that the fact, that the Saudis are bankrolling this republican adventure, has nothing to do with the price of oil.

Let's see,,,, you give us money for this war(which is in your benefit , eventually)and since we don't have any money? Just charge more for a barrel of oil, O.K.

Hey, we're Republicans.

Privatize the profits, Socialize the losses.

Soooo wrong. Details man, details. You can't just make up crap and not expect us to call you on it.

Oil production in Iraq today (about 2.45 million bbls/day) is about the same as what it was prior to the invasion (est. 2.5 million bbls/day), and about 8 times what it was in the early 90's after the gulf war (according to the EIA, US dept of energy).
That production is expected to rise even further to 3 million bbls/day very soon with monetary help from the US, from GEORGE BUSH. He's doing this to try and increase production and LOWER the price of oil. Exactly opposite of what you excreted in your post.
During the same period, Saudi Arabia has also increased production.
There is plenty of oil available and the available supply has nothing to do with the run-up in price. BTW, Saudi Arabia doesn't "charge" for oil. They offer it for sale to the highest bidder, just like everyone else. The only way they could try to "charge" more would be to refuse to sell it and that is something they haven't done. They are increasing production and increasing the amount they sell, both of which should drive the price DOWN.

Either someone is lying to you or you are just making stuff up to further your agenda.
Please try not to make these comments on things you don't understand. Someone else here does understand and will correct you on it. Every time.

He just wants attention. ... and for everyone to know that he is a suppository of knowledge.

Dipso is the only example in the Universe that makes the words "suppository" and "knowledge" mutually exclusive terms.

Edit: Oops, two examples- same for that Commie Dottore.

EDIT again, three examples. Same for DARISC. See what happens to pests? Enjoy your vacation, I am. :P

rjp

Are you sure it's the Saudi's calling the shots? Shure it's not these guys?

McCain, Bush are shape-shifting alien

President and Republican candidate are one and the same - a shape-shifting alien lizard creature, claim Washington insiders
http://weeklyworldinquisitor.com/ass...ush-lizard.jpg

By Dick Kennedy, UFO Correspondent
President George W Bush and John McCain are one and the same - a shapeshifting lizard alien from the Zeta Reticuli star system.
The revelations come from an insider from Bush's own staff. Speaking on condition of anonymity, Mr X said he could no longer stand the horrific sights to which he was subject as the alien being shifted from one hideous form to another.
"There's a lot of credibility to these accusations, as the two 'men' are rarely seen in the same place," said one Washington insider. "And when they are, I'm told that the 'Bush' is actually one of the many doubles the President uses for less-important speaking engagements."
Others inside the Beltway have long suspected that the President might be from another planet. According to one Congressman, the Bush-McCain creature's extraterrestrial origins were betrayed in a number of ways.
"The first clue that Bush was an alien was his trouble with even simple English phrases," he said. "According to briefings I've received from the CIA and NASA, language is an alien's weak point. And McCain has similar problems. Sometimes you think he's just not going to get to the end of the sentence."
There is also Bush's bizarre empathy with 'illegal aliens' - with proposed amnesties, citizenship programs and guest worker schemes. "You and I know that 'illegal alien' means Mexican," said the Congressman, "but Bush gets easily confused."
Political experts say that Bush is just morphing his form to get around the two-term limit imposed by the 22nd Amendment. "He hasn't finished with the country yet," said Mr X. "This way, he gets to continue the same policies while convincing people he stands for something new."
The Congressman added: "It's possible that all the neocons - not just Bush-McCain - are shape-shifting lizards and that there aren't nearly so many of them as people think."

Amen. Greg is the new crown prince of copy and paste.

Edited - Mule 1.0 comment removed. -Z-man.

Who is this "Greg" that you speak of?

Randy

http://www.928gt.com/galleries.aspx

The guy's on crack. Lot's of folks here know my real name.

PS Greg's car is a bad piece, as is every car on that page. Wish mine was as nice.

Shaun of the Dead, double naught spy!

Agent 000

When you post pictures of your car, why are they the same pictures of Greg's car?

not a spy at all Greg. When I was looking at 928s last year, I found this car in my search of colors, models, etc. Just Google Porsche 928 and it comes up.

So when you posted a pic of your car the other day, the same pic as in one of Greg's pics, I assumed you were Greg.

If you aren't Greg, why are you posting pics of his car as your own?

Pace yourself, Mule: you have to keep this up until November!

Is is not funny that when someone is "jonesin'" so bad that they do a "Jethro" after all that trouble & research?

Damn you Manbearpig, for inventing the internet!

I'm gonna vote demcrap cuz I wantrs my share! Iz ern'd it. It be owed to me! The gobmint is sposed to take care o me like a momma! Ya my momma gonna be obamma.

Obamma is my momma, obamma is my momma, obamma gonna be my momma.

He gonna take care o my sorry azz. Be work'n so so hard. Hmm Hmm Hmm

(cue spiritual music....now)


If this country votes in Obamma Momma (the jr sen from the state of my ex wife) I am going to move to China for 4 years. At least they know what it means to be American! Canada doesn't look half bad either...

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