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Mule 07-24-2008 02:44 PM

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serge944 07-24-2008 02:49 PM

Hah, better than all the Indians (read: from India) that give themselves nicknames like "Turbo," "Goldie," "Sunny." :confused:

rammstein 07-24-2008 02:54 PM

There was a Harry Sack who came into the pharmacy where I worked at many years ago.

Mule 07-24-2008 02:56 PM

Every phone book has a Richard Head. we have several here!

masraum 07-24-2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pazuzu (Post 4080383)
Dick Trickle still makes me laugh heartily...

Yeah, I laugh everytime I see or hear that name.

As far as interesting names. I used to bartend, and this African guy used to occasionally run a tab with a name that really flowed well, Abdul Abdullah Odinga. I dunno, it's not that special, but it somehow seems almost musical.

trekkor 07-24-2008 03:09 PM

My name is Trekkor.

It's been great having a different name then everybody else.
Nobody ever gets me mixed up with somebody else.

I've received compliments on the name all of my life, so I don't feel like it's a goofy name.


KT

BlueSkyJaunte 07-24-2008 03:28 PM

Looking around on the nameplates here, I see:

Dong Tang and Jose Padilla.

We'll be sticking with Old Testament names, except for Onan, Nimrod, Cain, and Lot.

cantdrv55 07-24-2008 04:29 PM

Told you guys about my boss, Leon Noel.

Met a guy who's name is Edgar Alan Pae.

Lady at work gets "rubbed" all the time 'coz her name is Crystal Ball.

onlycafe 07-24-2008 05:24 PM

some musician friends of mine named their first daughter amanda lynn.
my suggestion for their second was claire annette.

billyboy 07-24-2008 05:51 PM

Oralee Tingle had a way about her...

the 07-24-2008 05:57 PM

Dick Obler.

Whenever you see a young couple coming out of a raised up late model 4x4 with any boys between the age of 2 and 10, odds are almost 100% that at least one of them is named Hunter, Conner or Tanner.

If they have 3 boys, there's a decent chance that's their names.

anotherblack944 07-24-2008 06:01 PM

Ben Dicken was at a meeting I attended this week.

Dan in Pasadena 07-24-2008 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by the (Post 4080830)
Dick Obler.

Whenever you see a young couple coming out of a raised up late model 4x4 with any boys between the age of 2 and 10, odds are almost 100% that at least one of them is named Hunter, Conner or Tanner.

If they have 3 boys, there's a decent chance that's their names.

You forgot Cooper!

Maybe I am out of date, but I would have sworn THAT couple would have boys with all their names starting with "J"...i.e. Jake, Joshua, Jonah, Jared.

herr_oberst 07-24-2008 07:13 PM

Hugh Johnson

Hugh R 07-24-2008 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by herr_oberst (Post 4080979)
Hugh Johnson

My name is Hugh Rose; sometimes I get mail addressed to Huge Rose;)

Embraer 07-24-2008 07:46 PM

I know a guy named Cleveland Brown.
My old neighbor in college was named Justin Case
There was an old lady at my church named Rose Rose

t951 07-24-2008 08:38 PM

I have worked with:
Icy Mounds
Beige Wang
Virgil Pickelsimer (He went by kevin)
Richard Small (goes by Lee)
Chip Apple
Candy Mellows (not a stripper!)

KNS 07-25-2008 05:08 AM

Whenever you see a young couple coming out of a raised up late model 4x4 with any boys between the age of 2 and 10, odds are almost 100% that at least one of them is named Hunter, Conner or Tanner.



So true! What's going on here?

onewhippedpuppy 07-25-2008 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 4079631)
Unfortunately, I'd rather hear some of those names than the current crop of Tristans, Braedens, Dakotas, Pipers, and Chases populating Suburban America right now . . .

Sorry if any of you have kids with those names. Every kid but your kid is what I meant.SmileWavy

Hey! My 4 year old is named Braden. Ass.:D

Occasionally I receive email traffic at work from a guy named Gay Cox. Never met him, not sure I want to. I knew a girl who's grandmother was named Eda Beaver.

Rick Lee 07-25-2008 05:43 AM

Beavis and Butthead would have a lot of fun with some of these names.

Porsche-O-Phile 07-25-2008 05:54 AM

If I meet one more kid named "Travis" or "Trevor" or "Tyler" I swear I'm going to punch the parents right in the snout.

bivenator 07-25-2008 06:37 AM

Met a lady named D' Juana Beer. She was caucasian. Nice person actually.

EdT82SC 07-27-2008 10:26 PM

There is a guy who works at the local Costco whose name (on his name badge) is Oonique.
I went to school with a guy named Richard Harry.
One of my cousins married a lady whose name was Sylvia Sylvia.

djmcmath 07-28-2008 02:01 AM

Freakonomics has an interesting study on naming conventions. He looked at the bizarre names creeping in from the fringes and asked some questions. Turns out that the income of the mother has a strong correlation to the "wrong"-ness of the name. High income families tend to give relatively sane names -- Michael or James or what-not -- or Jewish names, iirc. Lower income families tend to give names like Buffy and Bambi and the like. He continued to note a trend on a particular name, showing that the higher income families spelled it correctly, while the lower the income, the worse the name was spelled.

Nutty stuff, names.

Dan

oldE 07-28-2008 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny_Ocean (Post 4079484)
There was a woman in WalMart the other day yelling for her kids..."Lexus" and "Mercedes"...This was in the automotive dept. I thought she was asking about oil filters. :)

"Alexis" is the diminutive of "Alex" and happens to be the name we chose for our daughter.
"Mercedes" was the name of the daughter of a Spanish aristocrat for whom a particular model of Benz automobile was named.

On the other hand, a co-worker of my wife, having planned to name her son "Fletcher" shortened it when an aquaintance chose that name for her son.
The little guy is growing up as "Letcher". :rolleyes:

Les

Gogar 07-28-2008 06:43 AM

+1 "Mercedes" gets the same hall pass as "Jesus" for people of spanish descent.

9dreizig 07-28-2008 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 4086322)
+1 "Mercedes" gets the same hall pass as "Jesus" for people of spanish descent.

And strippers!!!

Gogar 07-28-2008 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9dreizig (Post 4086330)
And strippers!!!

HA! Todd would know!

Rick Lee 07-28-2008 07:00 AM

In China a lot of the hotel staffers take Anglicized names and it's kind of a hoot to see some of them. First one I ever saw when I walked into a hotel on my first trip to Guanzhou was a guy named Rowley. Ha ha. For some reason I kept pictuing him as Rowdy Yates in Rawhide.

9dreizig 07-28-2008 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 4086341)
HA! Todd would know!

Hey Strippers need lovin too!!

Gogar 07-28-2008 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9dreizig (Post 4086350)
Hey Strippers need lovin too!!

And doxycyclene.

Britwrench 07-28-2008 07:26 AM

And then there all the "customer service" people that deal with your credit card or computer problems that have changed their names to Tom, Dave, Harry or similar........

peppy 07-28-2008 07:34 AM

My favorite one, pronounced Sha thod spelled Sh**head.

Porsche-O-Phile 07-28-2008 08:12 AM

So if your parents named you "Dipso", would that make them high or low income? ;)

Hypothetically speaking of course.

Don Plumley 07-28-2008 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djmcmath (Post 4086076)
Freakonomics has an interesting study on naming conventions. He looked at the bizarre names creeping in from the fringes and asked some questions. Turns out that the income of the mother has a strong correlation to the "wrong"-ness of the name. High income families tend to give relatively sane names -- Michael or James or what-not -- or Jewish names, iirc. Lower income families tend to give names like Buffy and Bambi and the like. He continued to note a trend on a particular name, showing that the higher income families spelled it correctly, while the lower the income, the worse the name was spelled.

That was a very interesting chapter of a good book.

Aside from the spectacle of some really unusual names was the point that if you are in the ghetto and name your kid a mainstream name like Elizabeth or Royce, the implication to your neighbors is that you are "acting white" and by choosing a very "black" name you are showing solidarity with your community.

Ultimately the economic question is by giving your child a stereotypical ethnic (or unusual) name are you limiting their potential success? The example of "Winner Lane" and "Loser Lane" is given. Using regression analysis, there is an clear correlation between the potential lifetime economic and educational benefit to being named Alex Williams versus DeShawn Williams. However, if both Alex and DeShawn are born in the same neighborhood, have the same educational resources and economic circumstances, there is really no difference in their lifetime income potential. The name is a good indicator of lifetime economic success, but not the cause.

David 07-28-2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 4086322)
+1 "Mercedes" gets the same hall pass as "Jesus" for people of spanish descent.


Met one who called herself "Morgan". I tried talking to her about the car connection, but it was a waste of time. Note to self: "don't try to have a conversation with a stripper."

Aerkuld 07-28-2008 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t951 (Post 4081084)
I have worked with:
Icy Mounds
Beige Wang
Virgil Pickelsimer (He went by kevin)
Richard Small (goes by Lee)
Chip Apple
Candy Mellows (not a stripper!)

When I was still in the UK I had to visit a supplier and met with a guy called Dick Short. The funny thing was that HE told you his name was Dick and asked you not to call him Richard. Yup, he actually chose to be called Dick Short.

I wasn't going to argure - he must have been about 6'7" so I guess the joke was on me.

Nathans_Dad 07-28-2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by berettafan (Post 4079478)
I'd like to be present if you and mule watched an episode of backyardigans together.

'course we'd have to put plastic down so when your heads exploded the mess would be contained.

I assume you refer to the purple one with the suckers on her head...

The venerable Backyardigan "Uniqua"

I've threatened to name my last child that for about a year now!

It was a running joke with my wife that our first daughter would be named Flotitia Shantay...just rolls off the tongue doesn't it?

Danny_Ocean 07-28-2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldE (Post 4086084)
"Alexis" is the diminutive of "Alex" and happens to be the name we chose for our daughter.
"Mercedes" was the name of the daughter of a Spanish aristocrat for whom a particular model of Benz automobile was named.

Neither "Lexus" or "Mercedes" were of Spanish descent...if I had to guess, I would probably say African.

Moses 07-28-2008 07:01 PM

When I was in New York, a young woman named Mrs. Colon told me she wanted to name her newborn son after the doctor who delivered him. I told her the doctors name was Sigmoid. I saw the birth certificate later... Sigmoid Colon.

I still feel kind of bad about that.


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