Frustrated with A/C electrical

[Hugh R]

I have an after market A/C system in the Targa. I've added some computer muffin fans to the front condensor and some push fans on the input to the evaporator. I used a relay. The ones on the evaporator come on WITH THE RELAY PULLED OUT OF THE SOCKET!!! The other fans, no power. I've pondered it for an hour and can't figure out what I did wrong.

Not looking for suggestions, just venting. It's hot and I'm going in the pool, and will ponder it later.