Threads at other forums...
 

(Apologies if a re-post)

Bentley Forum - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife.
How can I kill 'em? (btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.)

Mustang Forum - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic Forum - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

McLaren F1 Forum----Some punk kid in a jet tried to race me.

Lamborghini Forum - - - Annoying wind noise around 210MPH...

Miata Forum - - - Some jackass in a Yukon just ran over my car. (pics)

GMC Yukon Forum - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely
remove it? (pics)

BMW 7-series Forum - - - Where do I go to get my Rolex serviced?

Cadillac Forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Ford Excursion Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? I'm
thinking about buying an oilwell.

Buick Forum - - - Which is better? Medicare or Medicaid?

Crown Victoria Forum - - - How come people never drive faster than 55
on the highway?

Honda Accord Forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap,
used 18 inch wheels.

Toyota Echo Forum - - - Do our cars use Double A's or Triple A's?

Ferrari Forum - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia.
Want to get in and out fast.

Saturn Forum - - - Cigarette landed on my fender. Fender melted and need to
replace.

Mini Forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after watching The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper Forum - - - I floored-it on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

Dodge Minivan Forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer Forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have
to get the touch-up paint from the Dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in
gas.

Subaru WRX Forum- - - Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Corvette Forum- - - Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier
steering wheel?

That's funny! Thanks for the early morning laughs! :D

Toyota Forum- If I put a 10 inch coffee can on my exhaust will it make me go faster?

Response: No, it will make you go louder.

Honda Forum: If I put 800 lbs of fiberglass on my car and cover it it carbon fiber wallpaper does that make me cool.

Response: Yes......to third graders who have stupid parents.

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Good stuff, keep it coming guys.

Porsche forum:

- How do I turbo my 944 n/a?
- Someone door dinged me in the parking lot - how much should I sell the car for?
- Is it normal to spend $500 for an oil change at the dealership?

refreshing thread, glad i opened it

I got WD40 on my paint-should I sell it?

Ford Explorer Forum - How do I get Herculiner off of my Hootus? (This one is real though...Google the keywords ;) )

nice - here my mod:

Lamborghini Forum - - - Annoying wind noise around 210MPH...

Ferrari Forum - - - Annoying Lamborghini exhaust noise around 210MPH... goes away if I accelerate.

Porsche C-GT forum --- annoying Ferrari & Lamborghini noises at high speed; changes to fireballs in rear view mirrors if I just keep on going.

Typical "911" Porsche Owner Questions Arranged by Model Year:

Old Cars (1960s - 1973): "How do I get the putty out of the cracks, so I can strip the entire body of rust and repaint it?"

2.7L engine cars (1974-1977): The car has 80,000 miles on it and I think the bearings are burnt up and the valves are broken in half. Could this be due to the thermal reactors? Also, I parked the car in a grassy field the other day and it started a range fire.

SC's: I thought these cars were trouble free, but my clutch blew up and the mechanic wants ______ to fix everything.

Carrera 3.2L: Gee, this thing has lots of torque… Hey, wait a minute, this car is as heavy as sin… What happened… is this still a 911 they’re making?

964's: How can I put a 993 engine in a 964? or When I open the passenger door, the interior courtesy lights and key chime don't come on until about 10-15 seconds have elapsed. What’s wrong?

993's: Is there anyway to get more power without spending $5,000 for the special air mass sensor kit?

996's: Does anyone know where I can buy a carbon fiber cup holder?

Randy...I never asked that "old car" question...and never will. Silly as it sounds, I usually thought of the old '72 as still new...

(edit)...this in from Evren this morn. Gotta take care of original paint...it pleases me to know that the beat goes on. :) He even kept my name for the car...wow.

"I figure if I can get everything sorted out on Saturday I can even spend Sunday relaxing with Nina, and washing and waxing her...",

(edit again) Ford Ranger Forum: "What the hell honey, it's only a cheap pickup. The interior isn't bad, so let's spend five bucks and run it through the car wash on our way to dinner."

Rat Rod Forum - Is there anyway to INCREASE the rust I already have started? (Too much paint left to attend car show next month without embarrassment!)

356 forum, "I just bought a 356 that's nice. Where can I get a set of old skis to set it apart from the crowd?"

Well, YOUR car was "new" or seemed to be.