Al Gore news

[jmshepard]

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet




EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world....

...As the rocket soared through the Gore estate's retractable solar-paneled roof—installed three years ago to save energy and provide emergency rocket-launch capability in the event that Gore's campaign to save Earth was unsuccessful—the onetime presidential candidate and his wife, Tipper, stood arm-in-arm, nobly facing their end while gazing up in stoic dignity at the receding rocket, the ecosystem already beginning to collapse around them.

Full Story here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/al_gore_places_infant_son_in

[Mule]

Hilarious!

[m21sniper]

EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore, inventor of the internet—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world....

I fixed it for ya.

[Mule]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

I fixed it for ya.

EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore, inventor of the internet and father of manbearpig—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world....

Better yet!

[Pazuzu]

Originally Posted by Mule

Better yet!

Did you hear? your beloved manbearpig died...yup, washed ashore in New York.
Turns out it was one classy gent, and chose the Hamptons as a place to perish.

[dd74]

WTF is that thing?

[Mule]

Well that wraps it up! Drill, drill & drill some more. We need bigger V8's more HP. Edited - language removed, Z-man manbearpig!

[cmccuist]

Infant son!?!?

Edited - profanity removed. -Z-man.

Dude is probably pushin' 3 bills right about now. I guess there are probably some Gaia-worshipping, eco-chicks that would fall on that grenade.

[dd74]

Originally Posted by cmccuist

Infant son!?!?

Edited - Z-man.

Dude is probably pushin' 3 bills right about now. I guess there are probably some Gaia-worshipping, eco-chicks that would fall on that grenade.

Uh-oh. Someone used the "P-word."

[Z-man]

Originally Posted by Mule

Well that wraps it up! Drill, drill & drill some more. We need bigger V8's more HP. Edited - language removed, Z-man manbearpig!

Hey Mule - you are a Edited - language removed -Mule so don't even try to Edited - language -Mule your Edited - Mule or I'll Edited - language - Mule your Edited - profanity not allowed. -Mule.

Got it?

-Z-man.

[BeyGon]

Any body have any spare Kryptonite?

[BeyGon]

Wasn't Algor's youngest boy caught smoking dope at over 100 in a Prius, right here in Orange County? Nobody even knew they would go that fast. Maybe that is the space vehicle Algor thought he sent him up in, they were both high.

[crustychief]

is that thing on the beach using its middle finger at one last attempt to defy "Global Warming".

[DanielDudley]

Originally Posted by Mule

Hilarious!

Absolutely hilarious !!!

[legion]

Originally Posted by BeyGon

Any body have any spare Kryptonite?

Mine apparently doesn't work.

Try the "ignore" button.