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pwd72s 07-31-2008 11:10 AM

You May be Taliban IF...
 
Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following.

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least five..

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've had a crush on your neighbor' s goat.

widebody911 07-31-2008 11:15 AM

I like it.

Pazuzu 07-31-2008 11:19 AM

You guys should start a webpage..."Daily Political Spam Mail". It's easier than copying and pasting it over and over again, isn't it?

widebody911 07-31-2008 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pazuzu (Post 4093681)
You guys should start a webpage..."Daily Political Spam Mail". It's easier than copying and pasting it over and over again, isn't it?

WTF? Mule/Recale/RaceVBD didn't post in this thread (yet)

Tobra 07-31-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 4093672)
I like it.

you racist bastage

sammyg2 07-31-2008 12:02 PM

Did you hear about the new taliban sex doll?




It blows itself up.


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