25 Reasons You May be a Racist

[rcecale]

25 Reasons You May be a Racist
[Peter Kirsanow]

The tendency of Obama supporters to see racist impulses behind every criticism of their candidate has evolved into absurdity. Now even the first black president feels compelled to declare he's not a racist. By this measure, nearly every American is at risk of being branded a racist at some point in the campaign. To assess whether you're at risk just consult the list below ( apologies to Jeff Foxworthy ):

1.If you think Obama's the most liberal member of the senate you...may be a racist.

2.If you object to Obama raising your payroll, capital gains and estate taxes you...may be a racist.

3.If you'd prefer a president have at least some foreign policy experience you...may be a racist.

4. If you're in favor of drilling for oil and building nuclear power plants you...may be a racist.

5. If you think "Vero Possemus" is Latin for "Massive Ego" you... may be a racist.

6. If you wonder why Obama was hanging around William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn you...may be a racist.

7. If your pastor is nothing like Rev. Wright or Father Pfleger you... may be a racist.

8.If you don't want the majority of justices on the Supreme Court to be like Stephen Breyer you...may be a racist.

9. If you're not impressed with Obama's 100% NARAL rating you...may be a racist.

10. If you're not sure whether Obama opposed or supported FISA reauthorization you...may be a racist.

11. If you don't think America is a "downright mean" country you...may be a racist.

12. If you think Obama should've visited wounded troops at Ramstein and Landstuhl you...may be a racist.

13. If you think the surge is working and that's a good thing you...may be a racist.

14. If you oppose racial preferences in employment, school admissions and contracting you...may be a racist.

15. If you think "we are the change we've been waiting for" is a line from a Monty Python skit you...may be a racist.

16. If you prefer that a president have a smidgen of executive experience you...may be a racist.

17. If you're appalled that Obama voted against treating infants born after an abortion attempt the same medically as other infants born alive you...may be a racist.

18. If you were proud of your country even before Obama's candidacy you...may be a racist.

20. If you don't think American troops are just "air raiding villages" you...may be a racist.

21. If your grandmother isn't a "typical white person" you...may be a racist.

22. If you don't think rural, working class people are bitter and "cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them" you...may be a racist.

23. If you're not sure invading Pakistan is a particularly good idea—what with their nuclear weapons and all— you...may be a racist.

24. If you don't want the president to meet without precondition with the leaders of state sponsors of terror you...may be a racist.

25. If you don't care how Hollywood or the European elite think you should vote you...may be a racist.

This campaign has, to paraphrase Moynihan, defined racism down.

Randy

[m21sniper]

I'm not a racist.

I own a colored TV...

[Rikao4]

do I have to wear a hood ? , it's hot today.

Rika

[pwd72s]

Brilliant writing...but nothing but in The National Review. Wm. F. would have it no other way.

[K. Roman]

God, this is worse than the spam I get from my great grandpa. and he's dead.

[Pazuzu]

Originally Posted by rcecale

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21. If your grandmother isn't a "typical white person" you...may be a racist.

This one makes no sense. Not only do i think my grandmother is a typical white woman...she IS a typical white woman. So, that makes me non-racist?

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by Pazuzu

This one makes no sense. Not only do i think my grandmother is a typical white woman...she IS a typical white woman. So, that makes me non-racist?

This is a ploy on one of many Obama's crazy comments...

[scottmandue]

[Pazuzu]

Originally Posted by pwd72s

This is a ploy on one of many Obama's crazy comments...

I understand that, but that specific one doesn't seem to support the irony that the rest of the spam...er, I mean, e-mail...is saying.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by Pazuzu

I understand that, but that specific one doesn't seem to support the irony that the rest of the spam...er, I mean, e-mail...is saying.

With his ".... was a typical white woman" statement, he was denegrating her race....while holding his black heritage to a higher esteem level. Yet anybody pointing that out, "may be racist"....

[K. Roman]

Aren't we all racist? That's the american way!

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by K. Roman

Aren't we all racist? That's the american way!

Everyone is a racist all over the world. We're pretty far from the top of that list. What sets us apart from the rest though is that most Americans think feeling guilty about it will fix things.

[Mule]

Quote:
Originally Posted by pwd72s View Post
This is a ploy on one of many Obama's crazy comments...

Originally Posted by Pazuzu

I understand that, but that specific one doesn't seem to support the irony that the rest of the spam...er, I mean, e-mail...is saying.

What! Confused lefties, who saw that coming? Yes, I know it's redundant.

[azasadny]

I must be a racist!

[blk911]

Racist, by definition above, YES

but, still a conservative, tax paying, honest, hard working, God fearing American who is sick and tired of political correctness, extreme liberalism, anything approaching socialism.


Question to you Libs; what if BHO denegrated all Porsche owners as capitalist, elistist pigs and declared a tax on you?

How would you like your boy then?

[dipso]

Not sure what an elistist pig is, but what if he flew to the moon and made a gigantic omelette with the cheese.

[Mule]

I've been accused of everything from racism to kidnapping the Lindbergh baby out here, so might as well count me in!

[Drdogface]

Originally Posted by blk911

Racist, by definition above, YES

but, still a conservative, tax paying, honest, hard working, God fearing American who is sick and tired of political correctness, extreme liberalism, anything approaching socialism.


Question to you Libs; what if BHO denegrated all Porsche owners as capitalist, elistist pigs and declared a tax on you?

How would you like your boy then?

Damn, I wish I'd said that !!

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

I'm not a racist.

I own a colored TV...

now that is freakin' funny, you racist bastard!

What do you mean "if" he puts a tax on everybody with a Porsche? If you can afford that car, you can afford to pay more taxes, it is only fair.

[Bill Douglas]

If all you white fullas feel you don't quite "measure up" you are being racist.