Pelican Parts Forums - No wonder our HS grads can't speak/write well...

Found this while perusing the personal ads:

LadyRevlon2000

A queen looking for her king.

30-year-old woman
El Paso, Texas, United States
seeking men 20-70
within 50 miles of El Paso, Texas, United States
Relationships: Divorced

In my own wordsfor fun:
Well let's see, I like cooking. I enjoy long walks and I also enjoy long luxurious bubble baths. I love racing my car when ever I get a little crazy and I love to play card games. POKER, SPADES, RUMMY, etc... I teach 12th grade english.

my job:
Well, My name is Magnolia. I teach 12th Grade English. I love my job and especially love when a student of mine enjoys to read and learns something new. That can be the greatest gift I can ever receive.

my ethnicity:
I am half British/Puerto Rican. My mother is Puerto Rican and my father is British.

my education:
Currently pursuing a Masters in Education. :eek:

favorite hot spots:
Anywhere there is a beach.

favorite things:
I love Italian food. Spaghetti, Lasgana, etc... I hate chinese food. My favorite color is PINK. OF COURSE IM A GIRLY GIRL. I like to kiss and cuddle when its raining outside and I love to listen to just about anything. I hate TELEVISION.
Well I am a 28yr old single female living in El Paso, Texas. I am a 12th grade English teacher. I am a very assertive and very abbrasive woman. I like a challenge. Sometimes I am judge by my looks, so I tend to use that to my advantage. I am looking for a man who can hold a intersting conversation about preety much anything. I am not scared to talk about anything. I believe that nothing is tabu. I like a man who is a mans man. you know macho and stuff but also romantic and sweet all rolled into one. I like a man who is sure of himself and isnt JEALOUS. I am looking for someone who is Honest and someone who is KIND. The best way to my heart is laughter. I like a man who can make me laugh. You know be a total goof ball. I think that laughter is the key to any heart.

:rolleyes: squared