Fortune cookie
 

A big day around here. Big re-structuring coming and re-branding for my group. Things are actually looking good for us.

After the big meeting - the boss takes us out for a big Chinese lunch.

After the meal, I confidently break open my fortune cookie and read aloud:

"Change is the only constant.."

I got knowing nods and and a few murmurs of aint that the truth...

I mean - does anyone really expect me to read what I really got??http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/smileJap.gif

"Help, I'm being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!"

You forgot to add "...in bed"

Mine always says "I peed in your rice" and it's written in pencil...

I got one once that said, "Never take advice from a fortune cookie." :D