I knew a bartender whose nephew was being married, and he said, "I hope the kid, doesn't do something stupid." And I said, "Mickey, like what?" Like get drunk the night before or during the day of the wedding and forget to show up."

It was an Irish wedding.

Keep it classy. Nothing worse than a cheesy speech. Be a good Best Man.

I spent a night re-writing one about 5 years ago.

Had not smoked weed in the preceding 20 years and will not again for another 15 or so...

The crowd loved it.:cool:

lolz thanks for the comments guys.

As much as I disagree I will keep it classy and genuinely wish them the best.

C'mon. You have to do something with the 50 states comment. It's too good to pass up.

something like? ... "unlike Obama, she knows there are actually 50 states. ...sssmmmart!"

She came up to me one day and said "did you know there are 50 states??... I thought there was only 48"

She must be hot in bed or something.