When I was 17/18, I dated a girl who's dad wore a hearing aid........Never got busted (although I had a few nervous moments under her bed) because when her dad would get out of bed to check on his "little angle" daughter, he would always put on his hearing aid before he left his bedroom and in the process, it started beeping when he turned it on.

That was my signal to get the F out of Dodge! :D

Simple rules in our house when I was a kid. No kids over when parents out of town and definately no girls. Also, no fires in the fireplace and no booze. I hit the trivecta one night whilst the parents were on vacation........and decided to come home early.

Wife and I got engaged. We lived 2 hours apart at the time. I got sent to Chicago for a week of training. She met up with me and we spent the weekend at her parents. We were feeling frisky one night and her parents had friends over.

I grew up in the area--I had a great idea: park in the forest preserve (closes at dusk) and...you know. So we did. Thankfully we finished seconds before we saw the cherries through the steamed glass. We were dressed by the time the office walked up. I'm sure he took his time.

"Do you know you are parked in a handicap spot?"

(Like that matters...)

Anyway, he ends up letting us go after my wife shows off her engagement ring.

Seems like a bunch of us got caught during H.S. I did.
My GF's parents were out of town and the older brother was at an all night party. We were doing it hot and heavy in the parent's king sized bed when we heard the back door open all of a sudden. I guess the brother suspected something bacause he headed straight for the parent's bedroom. He entered just as I was pulling up my pants and my GF was putting on a blouse on the other side of the bed. We left and I told him if he said anything, I'd kick his ass all over the place. My GF was upset, but he never told anybody.

A friend of mien was visiting his girlfriend, who was on a paid babysitting job.

The householders returned unexpectedly causing my friend to gather up his clothes and exit the house rapidly via the back door into the yard. His cunning plan was to escape up the driveway while the householders let themselves in. The problem was the returning car proceeded straight throught the open ended garage and turned into the yard, pinning my friend blinkingly and nekedly against the wall with its high beam. In the car were mum, dad, MIL, FIL......

An akward conversation ensured, whatever dignity that could be was mustered, and good evenings were bade....

Lets see. My girl friend and I got super heated up and could not find a quiet place to play. We decided to park my car in at a school lot near by. It was nigh time and in winter and we were going at it like crazy when a see a light shine in the car. The cop steps back for a moment to let us rearrange ourselves. He says "get dressed and find a motel..."

There was another time when a girl and I were messing around in the basement of her friends house (it was sort of a contest between two couples). The friends little sister walks in on us as I am just about to head for home plate. She didn't really realize what she had walked into, but it was enough to kill the mood.

You had a g/f named "Dodge" :)?

Back in high school my girlfriend and I were starting to go at it around 11p.m., but the protection was nowhere to be found. I got dressed and told her I was going to drive down to the store. She went along for the ride, wrapped in only a blanket.
Got pulled over by a sheepish cop on the way back, who shone his flashlight into the car and quickly let us go.

17 caught by moms friend. I was home alone with the gf, parents out of town, we were going at it downstairs in the family room. All of a sudden the front door opens and there I am doin the did from the back with my moms best friend in total shock. Pretty funny, she called my parents and ratted me out. My dad came home the next day and asked, "How was it, I heard she was pretty loud?" I was laughing my a$$ off.

19 caught by mom. Upstairs in my room, music is on, parents shouldnt be home for another 5-6 hours. Going at it, shes on top, all of a sudden the door opens and mom sees the action, screams in utter horror, slams the door and yells for my dad. At this point we are both trying to get dressed, when my dad walks in. "Hurry up, she thinks I'm yelling at you, we forgot the gift, wont be back till 1 or 2." He's the coolest dad i know.

I cannot believe I am going to type this.

When we were newlyweds we used to go to this great beach south of Sebastian Inlet Park on the east coast of Florida, it was about 2 miles south and the area, at that time was desolate. You could drive about 1/2 way back from the road to the beach and then the walk was short, on a weekday, there was never another person for miles.

We would take a day off from work here and there and head out there mostly for th epeace and quiet and mostly because she could go topless without any gawkers.

This one weekday during the summer we were there and this young couple popped up on the beach about 100 yards down and kept to themselves.

They went at it like rabbits, on the beach, in the surf, he was on top, she was on top, my wife and I were amused by them and the fact they seemed to enjoy our watching, it was hard not to.

They left after about 2 hours of non stop boinking, they had to be sore and we were still wondering how they kept sand out of the special places.

Well this had us both worked up and one thing led to another and I was on top of her about to mount up... then I here someone clear their voice. It was a cop, he saw the kids walk out of the woods and decided to check out the beach.

My wife was mortified I was pissed, and the doofus would not leave until we did. He was pretty much a jerk. We wrapped up and cleared out and that was the LAST time we ever messed around on that beach.

About 5 years later they put a public beach access in and it kind of ruied a great quiet beach, they are hard to find anymore.

After reading these stories for the past few days, I can't believe I forgot this one..........Back in college I went out with a girl (who's family was long-time friends of my aunt) and needless to say we ended up having a little fun. I brought her home after 2:00 am (my first mistake) and her mom was pissed, but not half as pissed when she found my belt in her daughter's car!

In case you're wondering, I didn't get my belt back............

In high school I had the wildest girl a guy could imagine. Perfect body, funny, sexy, and would push the envelope on everything. She was a cheerleader that refused to wear tights, never wore a bra when we were on dates and she was a 37D. I would pick her up for dates and after we'd get in my car she would unzip her coat without a stich on underneath. Then she'd ask "do we have to go to a movie?" Uh, tough call.

The first time we got caught it was in church after a youth fellowship meeting on Sunday night. We'd fixed the dinner that night and after cleaning up we had the church to ourselves. She never wore panties on dates either and we cut the lights and were on the kitchen table her grinding away, luckily with her skirt and top on when an old gent flipped on the light. We thought for sure we were busted. He turned the light off, left, and we never heard anything about it.

At a school play there was a coat check with a counter and door leading into to it facing the back of the auditorium. Her job as a cheerleader was to check coats. So the play is going on and rather than watch the play we threw down some coats and proceeded to get after it as people milled in and out of the auditorium. Didn't get caught but one of her buddies said she heard us. The next time her sister unexpectantly came home a couple of hours before she was supposed to and as we were watching one of the moon landings on the tube in the basement, with her sucking the chrome off my trailer hitch ball. Her sister tells my gf she is going to tell their mom but never did.

I lived about a mile from her house and would set my alarm for 1am run over to her house crawl into her window and do whatever. We would set the alarm for 5 and I would run home. On one particular occasion her sister was gone and since she had a queen size bed we were in her room. We had forgotten to set any alarm and luckily the stairs to the basement squeaked. We hear them that morning and she jumped out of bed, ran into her room and pulled on a robe as her dad had came down to wake her up. Luckily he didn't look in her sisters bedroom because I was still in the bed.

So, never knowing when to quit we were over at my house because school let out early for career day. My younger brother and mom who was a school teacher weren't supposed to be home till later. We are in my room luckily with the door locked and we hear the back door to the house open and someone coming down the basement steps. So my mom is pounding on my door asking why it is locked, and if I am in there with, "that" girl. Geeze. I make up some bs and she finally leaves. I hide her in my older brothers closet who is away at college. I'm out in the back yard taking out my trash when I see my mom heading back down the basement steps. She goes directly to my brothers closet and tells my gf she is going to tell her mother. My mom and her mom were in a weekly bridge club. I think we broke up the next week. I start dating another girl but this particular girl would call me and ask me if I wanted to drive out in the country to ----. Nah not me. I started getting nervous that miss hot box would rat me out so I reluctantly stopped the hijinks.

That summer I got home from work one day and go down to my room and OMG my bookcase is gone. My aunt who had been a missionary in India was back home for good and needed it back. I'd had it for years and had a pretty good collection of polaroids of past gf's. All in the XXX version. I fess up to my brothers and tell them to come help me find those pictures as they were stuffed in various books. Naturally they can't wait to see them. We never found the pictures. So that night at dinner my mom and 65 year old aunt who was eating dinner with us mentioned that it sure was nice I was dating so and so now. End of that story. That girl was so far ahead of her time. Shaved everthing, commando, you name it.

I used to go up to Valano beach between St. Augustine and Jacksonville. Very easy to find a quite secluded spot, at least 10 years ago it was...

Dad was in the Air force and would go on trips quite often. I also lived within a few blocks of high school.

One day the GF and I are cleaning up after a nooner, we're both in the shower. Dad comes home, I'm in the shower so I don't hear him come in. He knocks on the bathroom door "What's going on in there!"

"Uh, nothing Dad, I made a mess making my lunch and needed to get cleaned off."

He goes into the kitchen to make his own lunch and I sneak the girl into my closet in my room and go back into the kitchen myself. I sit down with dad (who didn't bring up the non-existent mess) and we have some lunch. Probably 40 minutes later I go back into my room, I had forgotten about the girl I had hidden. She asks me "Is it clear, can I get out of here?" (Still naked by the way) and I get back into character, since I know Dad's fast asleep on the couch by now..."Yeah, but we have to hurry."

I sneak her out the garage and we head back to school.

Walking back she was marveling at how well I got her out of there.

I get home from school that day and Dad doesn't mention it.

A few months later we break up, Dad and I are working in the garage and he asks me how it's going with her. I say we broke up and he says "Good, I'm tired of explaining to your mom why there is long red hair in your shower drain."

o_O

OK, I'll tell!

When I was 16, I had a GF that could not get enough. We were each others first, and I would like to think I made her that way. Please dont burst my bubble, its all I got these days.

On with the real story.

We were alone in her Moms house sitting in the couch. She starts to give me a BJ. As she is doing her duty, I look up and her older sister is standing outside plastered to the sliding glass door (which is about 4 feet away) with her mouth wide open. What a show stopper.

One of the all-time great episodes...

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I ran into an old G friend one night and of course one thing lead to another. We were going at it hard when I heard a motorcycle pull up in the drive. I ask who it was and she said it was her husband. Clothes in hand I was out the window and running through back yards until I felt I was safe distance. Never saw her again. Never felt my heart beat so fast ...ever.

C'mon you guys... its all about you getting caught my your folks... how about getting caught by your or her kids...

Now that was 'fun'.... "Mom, what's all that noise?" says a bleery eyed 5 year old at oh dark thirty after a bit of fun....."why are you both naked in bed?" asks her little sister....

Oh boy...words failed us...and the thought of a repeat performance change our lives....silence was golden unless the kids were with their dad...

Beaten only by the elder daughter arriving in the coffee shop I used to run and announcing to all and sunndry at 0930 on a Sunday morning... "I know you spent the night in my mom's bed!... Can have a hot chocolate please?"

I don't think her mother's face has ever quite been as red and pale at the same time.. .strawberries and cream I think its called.

Fun times.

Ok, I'll play....

I am 19 or so and having dinner at the GF's house. She's feeling randy, as well did (permanently) at that age.
She slides under the dining room table to please me.
As she is working hard, her dad comes in.
He sits at the table.
She stops, but doesn't remove her self.
Well, she tortured me the entire time.
Dad is asking where she is, and how I am doing.
What are you eating? Is it good.
I was dying.

Eventually he goes to the door to get the paper. She scoots out, but leaves me....hanging so to speak.

He comes back to the table with the paper.

I finally get myself all covered up....(loudest zipper in the world).

She bounds into the dining room... Hi Daddy!

He clearly didn't have a clue....I was pure adrenaline.

That little episode had her so charged up for weeks!

Not really busted but still a weird situation.

So back in the band days I almost always had a steady GF so I was a good boy and didn't stray.

During a period where I was actually single our band helped another local band move their gear to a new rehearsal studio. We jammed for a while and then decided to invite some peopel over and make it a party.

A gal, related to one of our band members, showed up and after several hours of drinking decided that she wanted to have some fun with me. I was pretty out of it so I didn't fight very much. We ended up going into a bedroom while others stayed out and partied.


Well, I'm doing the deed and the door flys open and 2 of the other band members walk in and begin to high-five me..............one of them was the gals brother.:eek:



They left as quickly as the barged in but it was still strange.

We ended up driving to my house(parents) and doing it in her Fuego in the driveway. Several more times.;) Oh yeah!!!




no,she was not that hot and we never spoke of that again.