Ever get caught touching a woman's boobs by accident?

[dtw]

Some great threads going on tonight. Here's my contribution to a new 'getting caught/boobs' variant.

I was out one evening with a crowd of coworkers. Most of my coworkers are very attractive women. In the course of the evening, I accidentally grazed the (absolutely perfect) boob of one of my lady friends. I apologized profusely - I was mortified. She is cool and kept saying "don't worry about it". Then she got tired of the apologies and grabbed my hand and put it right at TDC on her left breast, put her hand over mine, and gave it a couple of big squeezes.

She said 'there, now THAT was no accident'.

Sweeeeet.

[tcar]

Freudian slip?

[old man neri]

Originally Posted by dtw

She said 'there, now THAT was no accident'.

Sweeeeet.

I hope you did 'hit that' later on that night.

[ZOA NOM]

Dude, it's NEVER an accident. They always know exactly where their t1ts are. It's a subtle art form with women. SHE grazed YOU. Believe it.

[idontknow]

Originally Posted by ZOANAS

Dude, it's NEVER an accident. They always know exactly where their t1ts are. It's a subtle art form with women. SHE grazed YOU. Believe it.

So we are just victims of boob grazing?!

[mikester]

My wife's boobs get caught up in my hands all the time.

It's ridiculous really.

[stuartj]

Originally Posted by ZOANAS

They always know exactly where their t1ts are.

Do you mind if I use this as a sig?

[svandamme]

In Belgium the SPA (lefties) recently voted a woman as party leader
when she came on stage during her inauguration, or whatever you wanna call it

her predecessor, a guy introduced her , and then wanted to do the sideways hug thing where you stand shoulder to shounder, and hold the other one around the waste...

but she was shorter then he was, and his arm went around her back, and then got a full on titty grab... it was beautifully executed... to bad i can't find a video of it
He did use his left hand, after all, he's a leftie


EDIT, found it

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Was at the Coke machine a LONG time ago and a fellow student was behind me. Standing somewhat close for some reason. She had HUGE boobs.

Anyway, I finally got my can of Coke out of the damned machine and turned quickly to get out of the way--planted my elbow at TDC and it plunged in all the way to the pectoral muscle. Must've been a good 5-6 inches.

She seemed mildly irate, but I just shrugged and asked her why she wasn't expecting a collision when she was standing so close. She said "Look where you hit me!" So I did.

Later that evening a few of us got in a discussion about abdominal muscles--somehow it degenerated into me lying on my back with this same girl standing (barefoot) on my stomach.

Things were weird back then...

[oldE]

High school in the early 70s, talking in the lobby with a few friends when someone gave me a cuff on the back of the head as they went by. Without looking, I made an open-handed backhand swing just as she stepped into the circle. My hand ended up on her right breast. A couple of eye-blinks later and a muttered apology, the conversation continued. Good thing I didn't hit her in the face, I might have ended up in the office!

Les

[Chocaholic]

As a teenager in the community pool, well...you know the rest.

[wreckersteve]

My stepdaughter and I will push each other around out of fun. I have bumped hers before. She has gone to smack my leg and gone between the legs before. It is funny to see her turn so red. If I ever said anything I think she would be mortified. I guess she realizes that it will happen when you mess around like that.

[vash]

ok, this is going to start all effed up right at the beginning....

this one year...at band...trip. (not band camp, band trip). i was in high school. marching band contest in ventura, ca. imagine a bus caravan full of testoterone hopped up kids. i know lots of kids that lost their virginity on that trip. my buddy wanted to play touchie feely with a girl so i ended up sitting next to stephanie. i had oranges all injected with vodka, and everyone ended up tipsy. i fell asleep and woke up with one of her tits clenched my hands..

way better than the time i grabbed my aunt's boobies when she was handing off an armload of fruit to me.

[scottmandue]

Not sure what the big deal is...

I'm a technician, one of my coworkers is a woman... in my line of work we often work in small spaces and need an extra pair of hands. Quite often I bump into her boobies when we work together.

Neither of us make a deal out of it.

[ZOA NOM]

This thread is useless without pitchers.

[Mule]

I have never grabbed a titty by accident.

[ZOA NOM]

Then you haven't truly lived.

[austin552]

No, never been caught.

[Sapporo Guy]

Salt shaker!

I go for the brush whenever I grab the salt from the other side of my date
Of course, I say, "excuse me."

hmmm, does that count?

[onlycafe]

"stopped short? thats a good move."