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Girls' night out?
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and
dancing.... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.... You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find none..... But ... wait... Wait just a damn minute . . OOPS !!!! 
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08-21-2008, 10:33 AM
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God bless volvo driving soccer moms.
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08-21-2008, 10:36 AM
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Sorry about that. At least your windshield wipers were in good working order.
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08-21-2008, 10:39 AM
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Wasn't me! My right pinky is permanently curled, would never leave a print like that!
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08-21-2008, 10:45 AM
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Wasn't me either. I would have cleaned the hood with her a$$.
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08-21-2008, 10:47 AM
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Looks like her pants are still on?
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08-21-2008, 10:57 AM
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I don't remember using the hood at all -- there may some big dents in the trunk tho.
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08-21-2008, 10:57 AM
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Look for her footprints on the rear passenger headliner.
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08-21-2008, 11:09 AM
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Semper drive!
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"Don't know where she was comin' from, but I just met a lady named Dyna-Moe Humm"
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08-21-2008, 12:23 PM
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All of this, and yet the thread remains.
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08-21-2008, 12:27 PM
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What are you going to do?
I was tricked into aiding this kind of behavior before... She said she was 20 with a boyfriend that she hated (she was stuck with him with no income). Turns out she was actually 24 with a kid and a husband. OOPS!!!
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Speaking of circulating the internet, just last week I received an email with an electronic petition to keep two boys in prison - they had killed a three year old child on some tracks over in the UK and were eligible for parole (petition was to keep them in prison). So I did a little research, and it turns out that they'd been released around 2001!! That thing will be going around the world for another 30 years.
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08-21-2008, 12:41 PM
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I thought it was new.
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In A.D. 2101
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08-21-2008, 03:25 PM
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Made me nearly fall out of my chair.
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1980 Porsche 911SC targa 3.0
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