Why Underware is important
 

This one just in from an 80+ years young lady friend of Cindy's... :D

UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!!

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who had been standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

That's one way to tip the mechanic.

That joke has been funny for years!

How come that never happens to me?

You need stitches in your head?

You mean lucky enough to find a mechanic under your car with his tools hanging loose? ;)

::slaps knee::

WELL of COURSE that is why I NEVER go without underwear. My "parts" are giant-sized, of course! [!], I'm a giant porn star, and I'll make millions off of my my monstrous Buffalo-sized MEAT!

Yeah...SURE I will!

[I actually have done porn, but I don't want to talk about it]


My parts generate satisfaction from my partner. That's all I need, frankly. She's so hot, I wonder what the hell she's doing with me!

N!