Jimmy Says I Will Always Be Special
 

Well Jimmy what point of interest can you elucidate upon? What new perspective can you offer? Or are you one of those that drifts through life without thinking about much of anything. Merely passing the time away like so many of your brethren. What makes you an interesting person to listen to? Tell me something NEW and interesting!

"Jimmy is right. Jimmy has to tell tabby that he's always special. Jimmy isn't interesting, but Jimmy is right." Keep repeating that until someone pushes you down the stairs.

BTW, did you hear about the cows that point North?

Jim, heads up. It's time to get back to work. Oil's been on a tear since the bottom dropped out and he's stomping around trying to find out why Tabs' MOTHER is throwing her weight around, causing chaos. If he catches you playing with Tab's, he's going to blame you, even though we both know that MOTHER is a force of nature all her own. I think she's still miffed that Oil stood up her and Bernike when they were planning to have dinner at the last quarterly conference, and she's just getting back at him. She still doesn't believe that he didn't engineer that whole Georgia thing just to get out of spending time with her and Ben. Zinc is still going great guns, so I'm pretty ok, but Coffee wanted me to pass on to you that Oli's loaded for bear and looking for anyone who has too close of contacts with MOTHER or her offspring. Good luck. We're still ahead of plan for the year, so just hunker down, reassure Tabs' as needed, and the bonus check will be in the mail.

Yow! I'm outta here! :eek:

Jimmy likes Elaine...

Thanks for the heads up, MRM. I would've wound up on the Darfur desk if Oil knew I was responsible for MOTHER ripping the place up. :eek: