Scott is NOT an expert on cat farts!
 

Why his wife thinks he should know is beyond him.

Don't ask.

Why would anyone reading the title to this, bother to even look at it????? Some are bored???

Apparently bored enough to respond. :D

Cats fart? I though that was along the lines of.....

Nevermind, cats fart. It's news to me.

That's later;)

Hey Matt,

My office is in Grapevine.

Lets go for a beer at Bone Daddys.

Tomorrow? I'm done early on MWF, Tues and Thurs I may not get started.:D What suits your schedule?

What's invisible and smells like mice?
...

KT

Cat farts?

I brought a cat home from the pound in 1998 and the first thing she did was climb on the back of the chair I was sitting in and fart.


-Listen: I can peel strong latex paint from walls with my OWN farts. But my own weren't anything compared to hers! "Maggie" is a gigantic stinky pig!

N!

Cat farts? I thought you said go-karts. Never mind.

A snake fart. Those stink.:eek:

I bet Chuck Norris can crack one off...


KT

Hairless, shorthair or longhair cat?





What?

George Bush hates cat farts.

Is it true that if you cross a black cat's path on Halloween night, you'll meet a 'barking pumpkin"?

I've heard of a barking spider.


KT

Today, Wed is kinda bad. Had an appointment this morning but sat of 35E for an hour so had to reschedule.

Friday may work.

Finally a thread I can get behind....

I would not want to be an expert in any kind of farts...


KT

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Seriously, you don't want to know.