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Mule 09-10-2008 06:07 PM

New Business Enterprize
 
I'm taking a new approach to this. I'm going to turn this into a business opportunity. As of Friday, Mule Enterprizes LLC will be offering for sale THE official Obama Ballwasher Kit! A kit will consist of :

1 Magnifying glass
1pr rubber tipped tweezers
1 super soft toothbrush
1 small microfiber cloth
1 8oz Johnson's Baby Shampoo
1 4oz Aveeno skin cream
1 ballwashing for dummies instruction booklet
1 I'm an Obama Ballwasher button
1 I'm an Obama ballwasher bumper sticker

All you lefties line up! Only $39.95

rouxroux 09-10-2008 06:18 PM

HIGHWAY ROBBERY!

To receive a FREE sample of Boudreaux's Butt Paste send a 6 x 9 self-addressed, stamped ($1.34 postage) envelope to:

Boudreaux's Butt Paste
1600 Brian Drive
Columbus, IN 47201


...but you won't get the neat-o stickers or buttons.

How dare you take advantage of these people when they can get something FREE (or close to it)?

....brought to you from the shameless commerce division of "gub'mint cheese, Inc.".

rouxroux 09-10-2008 06:22 PM

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Racerbvd 09-10-2008 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mule (Post 4173127)
I'm taking a new approach to this. I'm going to turn this into a business opportunity. As of Friday, Mule Enterprizes LLC will be offering for sale THE official Obama Ballwasher Kit! A kit will consist of :

1 Magnifying glass
1pr rubber tipped tweezers
1 super soft toothbrush
1 small microfiber cloth
1 8oz Johnson's Baby Shampoo
1 4oz Aveeno skin cream
1 ballwashing for dummies instruction booklet
1 I'm an Obama Ballwasher button
1 I'm an Obama ballwasher bumper sticker

All you lefties line up! Only $39.95

No good, they don't have any balls:D



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Mule 09-10-2008 06:51 PM

I know it's overpriced but it has Obama's name on it & only a liberal chump would buy it anyway! Besides, they feel guilty about having more than a dollar in their pocket anyway so who better for them to send it to!:D


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