You Know Your Over Weight When...
 

The title of this Thread is "You know your over weight when you break the toilet seat or when you know you need to go on a diet. Ahhh there is noting like a brand new Bemis toilet seat to set your fat a$$ down on when taking a good dump. When that hot loaf hits the water there usually is an exclamation of OHHHHH OBAMA....Now doesn't that just feel so good?

shouldn't this be excreted to the new parf dept?

or in the feel good thread :D

tabs IS full of **** after all :D

Appears as if the "Obama Movement" finally caught up with Tabs!;)

Yes, this thread should be "moved" to PARF!!!

Obama "Movement"

I love it

"Excuse me, I need to take an Obama in the bathroom. Don't worry, I'll light a match."

I worked with a guy who broke two toilet seats in our work place. He was 6'7 and 300+#s of software engineering flab. I felt sorry for his desk chair - he squashed them to an unusable state in a matter of months.

I when I see a fat guy I exclaim...."OOOHHHH the pressure on those shoes."

Not anymore......I had a good Obama movement before I posted this Thread...that is where I got the idea of its conception. .

NO NOT THE PARF......The Obama part was an after thought....the main idea is how one can determine if one is overweight....and what a wonderfull feeling it is to sit on a virgin toilet seat, with the silken feel of the new paint on ones behind....ahhh the thought of it just makes me quiver all over.

fresh paint? Somehow I had envisioned a clear acrylic one filled with silver dollars, spoons and scorpions.;)

mother won't have that kinda crap in her house...........

tabs isn't allowed in mother's house??? :eek:

Randy

I knew a guy once that said it was time to go on a diet when he couldn't tie his shoes any longer.......Good gauge.......

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1221965156.jpg

seems like it could use some fresh paint at that.

It should be a Blue Cob and not white....

I bet his feet hurt all the time, trust me, I know of what I speak.