Female body builder at my gym

Burnin' oil · 09-23-2008, 10:38 AM

Holy cow. My gym is pretty low-key - mostly schlubs like me - and few if any body builders. This morning there was a chick in there that was built like an NFL linebacker, with the full-on steroid face. It scared me and I cried a little bit when she looked at me.

craigster59 · craigster59's Garage

Have you seen this commercial for "Joe's Crab Shack"? Brings new meaning to crab cakes..

Burnin' oil · 09-23-2008, 10:49 AM

Craig,

That body with Lou Ferrigno's face and you got it.

masraum · 09-23-2008, 10:49 AM

A guy I used to work with had a good friend that was a female body builder. They got drunk one night and she was telling him how 'roids had enlarged her "button". She told him that it was the size of the first two knuckles of your pinky finger and asked if he wanted to see it.
He declined.

A toned woman is nice, but if they get too hardcore, whether it be body building or serious endurace athlete, and they get yucky.

Heel n Toe · 09-23-2008, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by masraum

They got drunk one night and she was telling him how 'roids had enlarged her "button". She told him that it was the size of the first two knuckles of your pinky finger and asked if he wanted to see it.
He declined.

No way.

Rot 911 · 09-23-2008, 11:10 AM

I'm sitting here looking at my little finger right now.

legion · 09-23-2008, 11:13 AM

I was in New Orleans a few years ago for a conference.

After the conference and before dinner, I decided to do a few laps in the pool. As I'm heading down to the pool, I see this beautiful woman across the pool getting photographed. As I get closer, I realize that she is like 7' tall. As I get closer, I start to see the muscular bulges. When I am 30 feet from her, it's obvious that she is a female body builder who is ripped, over-tanned, with fake breasts and dyed blond hair. But man, she lookked good from really, really far away.

serge944 · serge944's Garage

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Originally Posted by Kurt V

I'm sitting here looking at my little finger right now.

Same here.

gprsh924 · 09-23-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by serge944

Same here.

I think everyone that read this post is.

gprsh924 · 09-23-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by legion

I was in New Orleans a few years ago for a conference.

After the conference and before dinner, I decided to do a few laps in the pool. As I'm heading down to the pool, I see this beautiful woman across the pool getting photographed. As I get closer, I realize that she is like 7' tall. As I get closer, I start to see the muscular bulges. When I am 30 feet from her, it's obvious that she is a female body builder who is ripped, over-tanned, with fake breasts and dyed blond hair. But man, she lookked good from really, really far away.

Its an old adage: Good from far, far from good.

BlueSkyJaunte · 09-23-2008, 11:36 AM

Knew a lass in college who was a competition weightlifter.

All of *her* bulges were in the right places, let me tell you!

Redhead, too. HOT.

Shaun @ Tru6 · 09-23-2008, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gprsh924

Its an old adage: Good from far, far from good.

Distance is a girl's best friend.

Jim Richards · 09-23-2008, 12:36 PM

Yep, she's a thirty-footer.

t951 · t951's Garage

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Originally Posted by masraum

A guy I used to work with had a good friend that was a female body builder. They got drunk one night and she was telling him how 'roids had enlarged her "button". She told him that it was the size of the first two knuckles of your pinky finger and asked if he wanted to see it.
He declined.

A toned woman is nice, but if they get too hardcore, whether it be body building or serious endurace athlete, and they get yucky.

Um.....her button? What is that, her belly-button, or her pleasure-button?
Does that ease the cratch splappin? (if the latter).

Moses · 09-23-2008, 12:52 PM

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Does that ease the cratch splappin? (if the latter).

Hell no. That kind of cratch will slap you back.

legion · 09-23-2008, 01:00 PM

If it doesn't pin you down and rape you first.

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

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If it doesn't pin you down and rape you first.

Dream big, or not at all.

vash · vash's Garage

seriously. she had to commit her life(style) to make her body into..whatever. lots of hardwork. i dont think it looks that great, and would never date a total muscle bound "babe". (i do have a jar of cocktail onions with a very tight lid in my fridge. i could use the help) i do admire the commitment.

at my previous gym, there was a lady there that worked out all the time. very pretty, very high minnie mouse voice. she looked normal, for the most part. then i saw her getting pumped up for some photos and she looked all blown up. freaky. everyone has different taste.

now people addicted to plastic surgery..that is the real scariness.

widebody911 · widebody911's Garage

She told him that it was the size of the first two knuckles of your pinky finger and asked if he wanted to see it.

I had a g/f like that a few years ago. I talked her into letting me take pix, but I can't post them here...

Mo_Gearhead · 01:48 PM

Lest we forget Napoleon Dynamite's tupperware selling uncle:

Carmen Brady Sexy Muscle Woman Bodybuilder Napoleon Dynamite

All that woman needs is that new medical procedure ...what's it called???
Oh yes ...Addadicktome.