NEw source of humor in the morning
 

Am I the lonly one ROTFLMAO at the subject lines on the emails I get for product I don't need? And the subject line never has anything to do with whatever they're hawking.

For example:

- USB hamster wheel
- Fight breaks out between Britney's breasts
- Sex on the star
- Britney makes donation to foreskin museum
- Your wife will notice that for sure
- How to solve your marriage problems with enhancers
- Merrill Lynchl Customer Service (Don't you like the spelling)
- Why you should control yourself in bed?

And what the heck is a USB hamster wheel?

The faster you type, the faster he runs:

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/store.../usbham_lg.jpg

I don't know but I am pretty sure I NEED one!

It will go well with the cool USB toaster I just got:


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1222447305.jpg

I just get penis enlargement ones. Should I be worried?

Do women get vagina reducing emails?

"Make him think you're a virgin!"SmileWavy