Favorite Diversion While Sitting on the 'Throne'...
 

Sorry...maybe a touch on the 'adolescent humor' side, but that shouldn't stop most of you from posting!

I have a Texas Hold'em game on my Palm Treo that is my companion for those solitary moments; if my phone ever goes down, I'll be facing a week of constipation until I can retrain my body to take a dump without posting the big blind...:rolleyes:

I try to make recognizable shapes...

don't inhale

Rika

Mine don't stink...

RollingStone

mine does,
I've seen smoke..well vapor's I assume..

Rika

Excellence Magazine, Italian Verb Drills, Victory Lane (Vintage Racing Magazine)

Scream.

Solitaire on my PDA

Excellence, Esses, latest Sears or Harbor Freight catalog.

Trying to freak out the people in the stall next to me by making ghastly sounding intestinal noises.

Reading the Northern Tool catalog.

Who does #2 work for???!!!

That was most likely steam...

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No diversions, in and out as quick as possible. I don't think I normally have time for diversions.

It's not really the kind of place that I like to spend a lot of time.

Reading the Performance Parts catalog- but I buy the stuff here!

I'm just glad no one has said Pelican Off Topic Forums...........

Sounds like a gay lumberjack magazine, not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

I DO NOT tap my foot.

Pelican. ;)

Two cigarettes and my manicure set. (I know, I know, more roughage and vegetables in my diet)

heavy lecture for heavy moments
light lecture for light moments

My favorite quote from Reno911: "Did you ever hear him in the bathroom? It sounds like Normandy!"

"Astro Physics and the Modern Day Mountain Man" By Havva WoodeeSmileWavy

Funny bit. We had a wedding reception here a few weeks ago. A older gal came out of one bathroom (mine) and exclaimed, "it's great that there's stuff to read in there, but the real kick is the reading glasses are included!"

Usually keep my current issue of Discover magazine handy. Lately it's been this tome.

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PPOT on the iPhone...

The title of this Thread indicates it should be moved to the PARF.

Or this sThread should be made into mandatory reading for Obama.

i've been trying to make a monkey but i keep screwing up on the ears ....:)

that's advanced level IV, son
i strongly suggest taking up yoga if you want to get to that level

Latest edition of "Fluffer Time".

its all about control and concentration lol