Pirates want $700B in ransom
 

I will settle for a $100 bailout. Anybody want to bail me out?

Is it better to work at the soup kitchen, or just be a frequent patron?

I'm going to be livin' on Walton's Mountain putting everything on my tab at Ike Godsey's store.

have you been sleeping with your sister again?

Anyone know how to grow rhubarb? I think I'm gonna' take that up soon.

I sold my blown 2.0 911 motor last week for $1000...


KT

When ya got a nice crop let me know I will be over with a spoon

Get in line!


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I too, agree that a $100 is the only thing that will save me now.

You guys need to act fast and give me $100 or it's only going to get worse. I'd explain to you why, but you just wouldn't understand. It's a very complicated situation, and I don't want to confuse you with details. I KNOW about these things, and $100 is the only thing that will save us.

oh right, we're going to trust a *musician*. You'll just use that money for strings. Then where will we be?

We kind of just water it, and the stuff grows like crazy. SmileWavy

+1

I'll even go as far as promising you that I "might be able to pay you back, but I really can't say when or how!"

Randy

Buying strings is an important foundation of the musical economy. If Americans aren't able to buy strings affordably, then the whole musical economy will crumble. Every American, even ones that can't afford guitars, should AT LEAST be able to buy strings if they have the desire.

good point - you can always fashion a garrote out of them and use that to rob a Quickie-Mart

Dancing? And couldn't we all use a dance right now?

Does it involve zombies and/or in-laws?

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In that case, could we just fashion a noose?

Hey! I own a jacket just like that, had it for 20-some odd years. I think I'll use it this winter instead of buying a new to support the economy. Should be easy to "Moonwalk" on the icy sidewalks.