pelican parts army

[Superman]

I have to say.....I'd outrank almost all of you.

[scottmandue]

I'll lead the band!

Every army needs a band.

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Superman

I have to say.....I'd outrank almost all of you.

I'd have to say that post count trumps TOB (time on board).






That should be enough to start the mutiny...

[924slover]

we need someone who is good at photoshop and editing to create a symbol for us something like the pelican bird holding an ak47 with army gear on or something.....i haven't seen wayne chime in on this yet? ........we are officially the pelican parts army....... bootcamp consists of repairing porsche's........

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by Tim Hancock

hmmm, my Army basic training in the mid 80's was very similar... I wonder if political correctness and sensitivity have taken over now? I am curious how they treat new recruits these days.

A few drill Sergeant comments I remember.
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My Drill Sgts favorite line was. "I'll smoke your a$$ like a cheap cigar". He must have used that line twenty times a day.

Modern day Basic training is ajoke.
I have two guys in my firehouse that just got out of basic. they were telling me all about it. it sounds like a CubScout den meeting compared to when Iwas in back in the 80's.

[VINMAN]

I want to be cook or Supply Sgt. Two guys that nobody ever messes with!

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by VINMAN

I want to be cook or Supply Sgt.

food and tp - your keys to happiness

[porsche4life]

I'll be the radio and communications SGT. Im totally up for a boot camp like that.

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by nostatic

food and tp - your keys to happiness

:d:d

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by VINMAN

:d:d

We actually have done a training system for BCS3. I know a little about logistics...and tp. You gotta take care of the food on the way in and on the way out

[Hard-Deck]

Originally Posted by Tim Hancock

When caught with a smile on our faces, one of our DI's used to say "why you smilin boy? Do you like me? Well likin leads to lovin and lovin leads to Fu#$en and you ain't gonna fu#$ me... Now drop! get down! give me 20! knock em out"

One used to have us sing a cadence while running: Up jumped a ranger from a coconut grove... he was a mean mother fu#$er you could tell by his clothes... he wore a three dollar beanie and a two button stitch... he was a hard core engineer, a son of a Beotch... he lined a hundred women up a against a wall... swore to himself he would fu#$ them all... fu#$ed 98 till his balls turned blue... then he backed off, jacked off and fu$%ed the other two.

Ahh yes, the good ol' days. I heard that quote on day one in Boot Camp, on day one at OCS, and sung that Jodie a thousand times in both as well.

Nope, can't talk like that anymore. No comment from me....but if I could......

[924slover]

i call sniper and alcohol supply Sargent .................i enlisted but got rejected due to being on meds.......in our bootcamp you will have to rebuild 44 idf webers blindfolded

[Jim Bremner]

^ I read your name as 924 SLOWER and thought yup it is!

[ckissick]

I'll be the Sargent in charge of the motor pool.

I can't believe nobody else claimed that job yet.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by Superman

I have to say.....I'd outrank almost all of you.

Glad you said "almost".

[svandamme]

can i play too?

[slodave]

Special Forces for me!

Although, I'm really an Army of one...

Oh, don't expect me to be clean shaven or have short hair.

[911pcars]

"My Drill Sgts favorite line was. "I'll smoke your a$$ like a cheap cigar". He must have used that line twenty times a day."

Somehow, the imagery of the DI's statement is a little disturbing. Did he realize what he was suggesting? Think about it.

Sherwood

[livi]

Count me in.

I will take good care of your kids (and wives/girlfriends) while you are away. Trust me. I am a doc..

[KFC911]

I'm sure the kids would be in safe hands Livi, and I'm going to stop right there...