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legion 10-07-2008 11:30 AM
"The cops didn't write it down, but I had $750,000 worth of coke stashed in the body panels of that truck..."

nostatic 10-07-2008 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by legion (Post 4224254)
"The cops didn't write it down, but I had $750,000 worth of coke stashed in the body panels of that truck..."
I didn't know Trek's last name was DeLorean

trekkor 10-07-2008 01:12 PM
Lawyer, check.
Sports and weather, check.
Watchtower, check.
Still hurts, check.
Meds wearing off, check.

Thanks. :D

They'll be here soon. ( my house )


KT

Rick V 10-07-2008 01:58 PM
Do you havse the ability to move one eye independtly? Marty Feldman style. Do that alot.

ChkbookMechanic 10-07-2008 02:07 PM
Always say, "But officer she looked 15!" (pause for a few seconds) "Dammit. I always get that wrong."

Heel n Toe 10-07-2008 02:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by legion (Post 4224102)
"i was so high that day, i don't really remember much."

Hahahaha!

nostatic 10-07-2008 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 4224228)
Things *to* say:

Do insurance guys like gladiator movies?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

legion 10-07-2008 02:37 PM
Ever been in a Turkish prison?

Rick V 10-07-2008 02:56 PM
Ever been fisted by a large handed man?

trekkor 10-07-2008 03:08 PM
OK, she's gone.

They figure another three weeks of treatment before we speak again.

I didn't detect anything sneaky.


KT

BlueSideUp 10-07-2008 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 4224001)
I got rear-ended by a commercial truck last year and their insured called me and tried to do a recorded interview with me on the phone. I said, 'sure, but you'll have to send someone over to blow me during the call. It's the only way I would be relaxed enough to remember everything. WTF do you take me for? Go pound sand."
Baahhaaaa! That's hilarious!

Rikao4 10-07-2008 03:16 PM
did you drool, stare of into the hills....
a least a tick or twitch I hope...
treatments...this were you should have fallen and seizured about....
you don't need treatments..you need CASH

was she hot.. you have pic's ?

Rika

Zeke 10-07-2008 03:47 PM
things to avoid saying
 
Mostly what I'm thinking.


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