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guten morgan.................YOU GOT THE CLAP!

just caught this on msnbc. since im at a computer i cant get the url to post.

titled std's via e-mail.

yep yer former lover can now e-mail YOU with the great news that you have an STD!

technology at its best.

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL....................AND YOU GOT THE CLAP!"""


hahahahahahahahaha LMFAO!

Old 10-21-2008, 08:04 AM
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titled "STD POSTCARDS"
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I feel sorry for those on the receiving end of your emails... Gives a new meaning to 'inbox pollution'
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:18 AM
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widebody.....................i see you dont find any humor in this. did you happen to receive one of these GEMS already??????
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Hello, ____________ ... I was just thinking about all the good times we had together.

It was fun and very fulfilling, even though I just found out from my doctor that one of us had cooties on our twinkie.

No hard feelings, darling... but you may want to go have that thing checked out.
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"honey remember the night i said i wasnt going out?" "well guess what..............i did go out and i kinda got drunk............well you know one thing led to another and well i kinda got this problem.........well we both have this kind of problem."
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Nothing says "love" like an STD. Shaing is caring!
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important, and relevant for any keith olberman viewer.
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did Keith give you a STD?
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just watching him makes my balls hurt. maybe i should get tested.
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Just sent one to a co-worker anonomously...should be a fun afternoon.
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Just sent one to a co-worker anonomously...should be a fun afternoon.
your a dirty rotten scoundrel................i love it!


yep another one of those "gifts that just keep on giving" long after the fling is over.

new meaning to the beach boys tune "i get around!"

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