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Can't make up stuff like this. Guy needs his own Kirby. Next in line, drive right up.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_vacuum_sex

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex
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ETTHOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Blow is only a figure of speech.

that sucks

I bet they did not charge him with a real crime.

better change it to disorderly conduct or something

Well, that sucks.

Edit: simultaneity at work. Wonder what % of posts are simultaneous.

No wonder the nozzles are always sticky.

That's against the law? I would call the vacuum and put her on the stand, or him?

Literally! :D

Ya gotta be careful in matters such as this. There was a drawn out court case where a food processing plant FIRED a mentally unbalanced employee for sticking his manhood in a pickle slicer!

Ultimately, they had to fire the pickle slicer too.

I wonder how many quarters it took.

holy crap...wonder why the perv just didnt stay at home? he could paint a face on his personal vac. you know, make it HOT!

i seem to remember another man caught with his pecker stuck in the intake hole of his swimming pool?

I remember another story like this a few yrs ago in the local news. Except the guy used something like a Dustbuster with a short intake and severed the tip of his "unit" in the fan.

Just think, there's no mess to clean up when you're done!:p

great minds think alike

not sure i'd offer this particular example as evidence of that....

I was going to suggest that...but didn't want to be accused of vacuuming up to you. And, uhhh...yeah, that example sucks.

Hey he paid his quarter didn't he? I don't see the problem.

I wonder if he had to buy it dinner first?

Dinner or not, the dude got hosed!

teeth are bad enough but a hard suck...well that hurts! Not sure but I think that would make sump'n inside collapse or bust! Either way, if it was alive its worth a slap on the back of the head.