In high school, I was at the blackboard solving a geometry problem when I announced to the class that I would need to circumcise the polygon to find the answer.

I knew the wrong word had slipped out and it took a couple of seconds for the class to figure it out and crack up.

nope, not this one, it was one of ze German planes

the old air outside causes constipation all over the windows.

I'm of German decent (I come from a decent German family), but those Fokkers always pissed me off.

That's really paneful.

Adding to the terrible puns..

That was so corny you could feed chickens for a week.

A few years ago, on a project with lots of UI design, the Project Manager INSISTED that all of the documentation refer to "radial buttons".

For the non-programming types, they are called "radio buttons".

Admiral attempt, mate, but you know there's not a colonel of truth to that.

HA ha! Just bein' a pane an' pushin' yer radial buttons. :)

I only posted the link because I could not figure out how to inbed it

Ha! That makes me recall a friend who was interviewing a young job applicant at his cabinet shop. While being shown through the shop, the applicant asked, "Where's the alarm saw?" "The what?" "You don't have a radio alarm saw?"

The value-add of the new words here are really leveraging some synergies and creating new paradigms!!!

Wonderful old lady (RIP) in the neighborhood where I grew up was famous for her malapropisms.

She always refered to these two gals that lived on the corner as the lebanese ladies.

She also once mistakenly used tulip bulbs in place of shallots in a soup she was making, but that's a different story.

Ha! Shallots...that'll evoke peals of laughter (and bring tiers to your eyes).

If something gets ionized, can it be unionized?
If so, would the original ions then be unions?
Fried unions might be good, no?

more better!

I'm fooly informed.

That's it? No mention of the misuse of "there"? "elctronic"? "Kragen's or another dealership? Is he first to answer a question or is it, "First (comma) to answer a question...."?