OK, I'm Quitting My Job

[Noah930]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/med/877995504.html



God, for once I love living in the San Fernando Valley.

[Noah930]

Here's the full text:

Dream job for the right person - look at naked girls all day.
Reply to: job-877995504@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-10-13, 3:34PM

Dream job for the right person... could it be you?

Ready to go to work for one of the largest adult website networks?



Position: Content Specialist

Status: Independent Contractor

Description: Well established adult oriented website company looking for someone with a knack for choosing the best adult material. With the training we provide, you'll be selecting pictures and videos for our sites on a daily basis. So yes, basically you get paid to look at porn, but there's a lot more to it than you might think. You have to know EXACTLY what to look for. It takes a highly-trained and keen eye to select the proper images for our websites. The difference between picking the right and wrong pictures even one time can mean thousands in additional sales revenues for the company.

You will be a central part of our website production team, responsible for the daily and weekly picture update selection and scheduling on our network. This includes our website tours, free sites, and the affiliate program. In addition, you'll be tasked regularly with assisting in new site development, DVD box cover production, and various other forms of marketing.

You will be responsible for accurately picking the right images and we're able to track the performance of those images, ensuring our quality and revenue standards are met. All tasks are expected to be completed in a timely manner, while reporting progress to management.

Experience Required:
- Must have strong organizational and communication skills with attention to detail.

- Proficiency in Windows, and proficiency in or willingness to learn Photoshop, HTML, and Web content management apps.

- Able to handle and prioritize multiple tasks under tight deadline pressure.

- Must also have a knowledge of the Internet and the technologies employed in the development and deployment of Internet content and e-commerce.

We offer a variety of perks and benefits including a friendly and relaxed office environment as well as a generous sick leave and vacation policy. Our offices are conviently located on Ventura Blvd. in Tarzana with free parking
available.

Please submit your resume along with salary requirements to:
OffcManager@gmail.com by Oct. 20th.

EOE



Location: Tarzana
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Original URL:http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/med/877995504.html

[slodave]

That's right around the corner from me.... Hmm.....

[Noah930]

Plus, you're a computer guy. Natural fit, I'd say.

I wonder if they'd be willing to forward a more detailed description of their list of "perks and benefits."

[Porsche_monkey]

I guess we can rule Z-man out?

Edited - this thread degrades women enough -- we don't need additional commentary, thanks. -Z-man.

[slodave]

I'm worried about the "generous sick leave and vacation policy". Just what kind of illnesses do they have there.... Hmm...

[HardDrive]

I'd end up with my right arm looking like Popeye's arm.

[jorian]

Another topic that is useless without pics.....

[KevinP73]

I guess thats one way to get the Mrs. to stop asking "How was your day dear?".

[KFC911]

LOL ...I had a VERY hard day at work dear...

[gprsh924]

How was your day?

It had its ups and downs.

[Schumi]

Originally Posted by gprsh924

How was your day?

It had its ups and downs.

I just spilled my beer. Thanks.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by KevinP73

I guess thats one way to get the Mrs. to stop asking "How was your day dear?".

Oddly enough, it was my wife who forwarded me that craigslist ad.

Jorian, I hope your post was NOT in response to HardDrive's comment.

[KevinP73]

I've never met your wife but I know if my last wife sent something like that to me it'd be a set up for that evenings fight du jour. Hopefully your wife has a much better sense of humor.

[jorian]

Jorian, I hope your post was NOT in response to HardDrive's comment.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by KevinP73

I've never met your wife but I know if my last wife sent something like that to me it'd be a set up for that evenings fight du jour. Hopefully your wife has a much better sense of humor.

Dammit, so this email she sent me was a test, huh? Hmmm. So what do I say when I get home, tonight?

Must think of safe answer.

[SlowToady]

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but that job sucks, and not in a good way.

Sure, everyone thinks it's cool, until you realize you're looking at T, A and P for 65 hours a week. It gets old super fast, and you can forget about actually *having* sex.

[aigel]

Originally Posted by SlowToady

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but that job sucks, and not in a good way.

Sure, everyone thinks it's cool, until you realize you're looking at T, A and P for 65 hours a week. It gets old super fast, and you can forget about actually *having* sex.

I love sausage and meat. Always have. That's until I took my first summer job at a sausage factory. It was great for the first week especially because you could always snack on the line and the cafeteria was out of this world. But you guessed it - by week three I was turning into a vegetarian!

No worries, i have since recovered but it took 2 years until I could eat kielbasa again ....

George

[livi]

Originally Posted by slodave

I'm worried about the "generous sick leave and vacation policy". Just what kind of illnesses do they have there.... Hmm...

Not to worry, Dave. I will bring a box of Penicillin that will clear that right out. Move over buddy - I am crashing on your bedsitter. USA - here I come!!

[Gogar]

You never can tell what it might be like. And, to demonstrate, I've changed the text slightly for those of you who might think it would be a cool job. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

Originally Posted by Noah930

Dream job for the right person - look at naked guys all day.
Reply to: job-877995504@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-10-13, 3:34PM

Dream job for the right person... could it be you?

Ready to go to work for one of the largest adult website networks?



Position: Gay Content Specialist

Status: Independent Contractor

Description: Well established gay adult oriented website company looking for someone with a knack for choosing the best gay adult material. With the training we provide, you'll be selecting gay pictures and gay videos for our sites on a daily basis. So yes, basically you get paid to look at gay porn, but there's a lot more to it than you might think. You have to know EXACTLY what to look for. It takes a highly-trained and keen eye to select the proper gay images for our websites. The difference between picking the right and wrong gay pictures even one time can mean thousands in additional sales revenues for the company.