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BGCarrera32 10-27-2008 04:40 PM
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Local P.D. gets a need assistance call to a nearby strip mall. Tree crew is in the area out front running large gas powered wood chipper trailer, taking care of a downed tree out by the parking lot. Foreman notices guy in a full Superman costume wander out of the strip mall store and sit down at the curb.

Superman rolls up a sleeve while the crew is sort of half watching, Superman thwacks his arm and sticks a needle in, juices up with something.

Superman sits a minute, stands to his feet, takes a few deep breaths and runs with arms outstretched and beat red face diving straight into the back of the wood chipper feed.

Foreman says "not on my shift!" and jams the chipper in reverse spitting Superman back out onto the pavement. Superman has about 800 cuts and is stuck with all kinds branches...

Unbelievable.

9dreizig 10-27-2008 04:43 PM
pictures ? link ?

BGCarrera32 10-27-2008 04:44 PM
Relayed story from local officer during a course I was taking...

Noah930 10-27-2008 04:55 PM
Out of curiosity, was the foreman's act of saving Superman done out of his own heroic instinct to save another human's life? Or his aversion to filling out that mountain of OSHA paperwork that's gonna hit him had not-so-Superman proven he's not really the Man of Steel?

legion 10-27-2008 05:02 PM
Was he muttering something about labor unions?

No surprises here.

KFC911 10-27-2008 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 4265471)
Out of curiosity, was the foreman's act of saving Superman done out of his own heroic instinct to save another human's life?...?
Nah, he and the crew had smoked a joint on their lunch break, and he didn't want to take a pee test for an OTJ accident :). I call BS on that story....

Jeff Higgins 10-27-2008 06:08 PM
I just gotta think cleaning blood, guts, bone chips, and a cape out of the chipper would be a monumental pain in the ass.

mcuozzo 10-27-2008 06:11 PM
Couldn't you just clean the chipper by throwing in a few rolls of paper towels or some wet naps??? I mean that's how we do it in NJ...

rammstein 10-27-2008 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by legion (Post 4265477)
was he muttering something about labor unions?

No surprises here.
lol

9dreizig 10-27-2008 07:18 PM
Where's Steve Buchemi when you need him ? LOL

BGCarrera32 10-27-2008 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by KC911 (Post 4265489)
I call BS on that story....
K, here ya be:

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S446543.shtml?cat=1

Tobra 10-27-2008 07:38 PM
notice they don't mention the IVDA angle in the story, there is a Roseville right near my house

89911 10-27-2008 07:55 PM
That story fell to pieces. Keep em coming.:rolleyes:

KFC911 10-28-2008 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 4265842)
notice they don't mention the IVDA angle in the story, there is a Roseville right near my house
What's IVDA? I stand corrected on my "BS call"...no further comment, obviously the guy had some "mental issues"...


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