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ZDnet picked up this PNAS publication...

http://healthcare.zdnet.com/?p=1491

DARISC · 11-05-2008, 10:50 AM

"The probiotic movement..."; Isn't that the Repub. group who're always bragging about their patriotic probiotc bowel movements? What a pain in the probiotic ecoystem those people are.

Jim Richards · 11-05-2008, 10:52 AM

Anal probing is conducted within the PARF. Feel free to have a partisian cyberspace colonoscopy.

DARISC · 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Anal probing is conducted within the PARF. Feel free to have a partisian cyberspace colonoscopy.

Partisia; That's a planet on the astronomological chart, right?

Haha...I don't believe in astronomology. It's goofy.

According to astronomology, the planet Partisia's powerful omnipotent potentate is the very anal Ysis, whose followers, an evangelically probative group if there ever was one, call themselves Anal Ysists, whose writings are easily identified by their obsessive use of colons.

The symbol for the potentate Ysis is :

Ysis has his detractors who claim that the perversley popular powerful omnipotent potentate is impotent, even omnimpotent (according to some).

These detractors are very vociferous proponents of Diesel (no relation to Germany's Dr. Diesel), Ysis' perennial nemesis (he hides out deep in the bowels of Partisia, year 'round). He's always beckoning to the Anal detractors to come join him. But they "don't want to go there".

Ysis, of course, has a deep hatred for Diesel detractors.

There's more. But I forget.

Jim Richards · 11-05-2008, 12:39 PM

Diesel detractors? Yikes! Sounds painful.

DARISC · 11-05-2008, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Diesel detractors? Yikes! Sounds painful.

Actually, it's the born-again, anal ex- detractors, the extractors, especially the rogue extractors with nice racks, who'll wreak havoc on your tract!

Jim Richards · 11-05-2008, 01:22 PM

Hmmm, rogue extractors with nice racks? Are they really going rogue, or are they just being a bit mavericky?

blk911 · 11-05-2008, 04:53 PM

Actually have some first hand experience with this. While back was feeling like crap, got a full physical, doc said "you're fine, no problem". Finally went to a pharmacy that specialized in natural medicine. They suggested I try some Probiotics. After a couple of days I felt much better.

Think about it this way, your stomach is like a refinery, distilliing and providing fuel for end use. If the process is not right, fuel is insufficient for the application.

The probiotics, if you get it right, can restore the correct chemistry in your digestive tract to right the process. I know, I didn't believe it at first, but I felt so bad I was willing to try it and it worked. Basically, the food we eat today is so processed or we eat such a crappy diet, that we screw up our systems to the point that it's like trying to run ethanol through a CIS!

djmcmath · 11-05-2008, 05:41 PM

Try not to laugh too much about this. II wrote it off as 100% bogus too, but my wife has made a complete turn around since she started taking probiotics. It used to be that virtually any food would make her stomach turn. She carried Zantac because it kept things under control. Acid reflux, lactose intolerant, no spicy foods, the works.

Then she goes on this probiotics kick. Now, we go out for Mexican, she drinks lots of milk, she does tomatoes and cheese (which used to be a big no-no), it's like she's transformed her stomach. Bizarre.

So ... yes, it's probably bogus. But if it makes my wife eat like a normal person, I'll keep buying the bogus and enjoy the dietary change.

Dan