another example of the man keeping me down...
 

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iKZFszTS9Y6hvDHl4ZLMRJHUnhngD949L8OO0

Restraint of free trade!

Mimbo

that's only forty states out of fifty. new york is still unsigned.

I was talking with a friend about this earlier today.

how much did she charge per minute? :p

Please forgive my ignorance, but since when have there been "legitimate" escort services?

"Oh, hi Honey. I was just out with an escort. But don't worry, it's cool, she's LEGIT."

She couldn't charge me then, she was on duty.

California is not on the list, so your ad is still cool. :D:D:D

"The states that signed the agreement are Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New Jersey, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming. Washington, D.C., the U.S. Virgin Islands and Guam also joined."

D'oh!

What's a "legitimate" escort service? One that hasn't been busted yet?

One that just gives wristies. Practically legal.

The "man" keeping you down? Wouldn't that be woman?

Heaven forbid a guy and a gal can get together for fun for funds........oh the horror of it all.

Todd, you are whoring yourself out?

How much for a Dirty Sanchez?

well not any more...

and I'm not dirty...I just get that way riding through mud puddles...

WTF is a wristie?

Ya they was talking about it on the new tonight and all proud that the were cracking down on hookers. I'm thinking shouldn't the P.D. go take care of gang violence, meth labs, and the like. I mean its just sleazy women using what god gave them to make a living. Oh well so much is wrong with this here state....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wristie

Gee whiz, why be coy?

"Use a snapping action with your arm when you're giving me a wristie beyotch or you'll be sleepin on the streets!"

:D

the phrase "snapping action" has no place in any sentence relating to any action that involves me unzipping my pants.