how NOT to use a squat toilet on an overnite train.
ok. going from hanoi to hue, vietnam. train was borderline sketch. not that clean. i had to take a leak so i went to the loo. it was a squat unit. no biggie. as soon as i locked the door. lock was fussy, so it took some doing. the lock clicked, and i heard something hit the floor. it was the nozzle from the asswashing hose. it fell off the hose!!! what happened next was fuzzy. without the nozzle, the water just started blasting from the open ended hose. the room was maybe 3 feet by 3 feet. it was like being in a dishwasher... i got hosed. i couldnt get the lock opened fast enough. if i had a cooler head, i guess i could have pinched the hose. a european hottie laughed at me, and helped me with a clean towel. she dried my bald head. it was funny. i dived into my backpack, got clean clothing, and drank beer.
other than that, having a great time in southeast asia. seen lots, and taken hundreds of pics. i met a 10 year old albino laos girl, that was in pain from the sunlight. she let me take a great pic of her. she was a hill tribe girl. i wish i had mini sunglasses to give her. but no. i also met a 90 year old lady, addicted to the beetlenut. her lips were dyed permanently red from the drug. she didnt smile, but i suspect her teeth were black. she also let me take a pic.
i went to a thai boxing match and got assaulted my young hoochie mama hookers. my wife was not a deterent. boxing match was great, the hookers got the message i wasnt shopping. lots of westerner old guys with young escorts. america gets lots of rolling eyes with other travelers. we are not the neighborhood favorites anymore.
pictures when i get back in december. no downloading allowed on this machine.
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