Hitler had only one ball
 

goering had two, but they were small.


AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.
War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death.

The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’

Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle.

But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.


Saved Hitler ... Johan Jambor
He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”

Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler.

Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light.

Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: “This genuinely new twist is fascinating.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

Compensate much?

Well we all learnt this song when we were kids lol...............

Not sure about your source though - The Sun is the worst tabloid the UK has !!!

Was there really a Soviet autopsy, I thought there was nothing left of him after being cremated?

didn't think a hitler testicle joke had to be thoroughly sourced.


the soviets had enough of the carcass to do an autopsy. though they were always very cagey about it, and i never recall them releasing any details. for a year or two after the war, they denied having found the body. and spread rumors that the americans had him alive, and were planning on reinstalling him as leader of germany.

I hear having one ball makes you feisty.

poor poor dolph! lets find his other ball and sell it on cheeze-bay! we will be rich!

I was watching the history channel or similar a long time ago and I think that it said Stalin, Hitler and Mao (can't remember how to spell the rest of his name) all had that "one" thing in common.

This explains everything.

I have 3...

As much as I like Lance Armstrong, I hope he never goes into politics.

LOLz I got 2 so I win.

I wonder if his ball is sitting on a shelf somewhere in a jar or whatever.

The British song is what they whistled in the movie Bridge Over the River Kwai.

Hitler's only got one ball
Goering's are rather awfly small
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar
And Dr. Goebbels has no balls at all

I had a dog with only one nut, he was a great dog. Nothing like Hitler. We called him uno.

I have a wheelbarrow.

his other nut is in a jar of formaldehyde.

I bet someone sells it on ebay.

i can pee in 2 directions at once.

So can I, but only after looking at some nude Ashley Judd pictures or something.

I wonder if bHo only has one ball too, since he share many Hitler traits;)

Are you compensating for your lack thereof?


Sherwood