My Reply....
 

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't I just get in my car driving around throwing $50. bills out of the window while my wife hits me in the nuts with a hammer.... Same results.. Thanks!


> Hello Seller,
> Thanks for the interest you have in mind . 'm fine with the
> price and the condition of the item. In selling the item to me all i need
> to tell you now is that.I will be paying you with a check for the item, you
> will recieve the check through UPS or DHL delievery.So send me the
> following information to enable me know where and to whom the check will be
> mail out too..the information include your full name to be on the check your
> contact address too send the check your states and zip code
> and lastly your phone number
> note please the check will be sent to you with the shipping funds so
> immediately you recieve the check you cash it remove the money for your item
> and you deduct and extra $50 for your running around to go to bank and send
> the remaining to the shipper coming for the pick up via western union or
> money gram because he has other item he will be helping me pick along the
> line .... and hope i can trust you with the funds thanks for your
> concern senses of reasoning and undersatnding have awonderful day i wait
> your urgent response.You can also reach me at this phone number 206.426.2805
> Regard Roose

Just have them send cash or nothing!

I don't know how I'd reply to something as poorly written as that.

Just use large lawyer like words.

I thought you married my ex, same results:D

My God, people are so f'ing dumb... it's an $800. 928 for Christ's sakes...READ THE AD!! Go to Brownsville Craigslist for full details.... Hello? "Yes can you tell me what it wrong with your car?" One more and I have 5 gallons of diesel I am going to put to good use....

I'm surprised you haven't sold it yet.

If it were local to me, for $800, I'd be grabbing it.

would you trade for cattle?:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: