Just got most of my parts shopping done. Touratech handguards are better looking and cheaper than stock, so I ordered them for $111. I have unused valve covers for $180 coming, which is half of what they go for from the dealer. And I ordered a few small items from Chicago BMW, which has he best dealer prices anywhere. Now I have to take the bike in to an indy shop to have this brake light issue looked at. Micro switch is not clicking and the wires are fine. Once I get the valve covers, I'll redo the crash bars. The more I look, the more damage I find. I think only my seat and headlight came away with no damage at all.

Who said anything about being in shape? Looking those pictures, I'd imagine that it would be far easier for me to push a 25-lb mountain bike (or even carry it) over that stuff, than it would be for me to push a 400-lb motorbike.