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Location: Maryland
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Funny bumper stickers you've seen...
Saw this yesterday;
"if you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair!" Of course it was a beater car and the chick was no prize. Funny though!
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Had one stolen from my car - "I got a gun for my wife - good trade"
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“IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO MANY HUMANS SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF WARS THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO.” |
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On a Mini: Carpe Viam
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Tim 1973 911T 2005 VW GTI "Dave, hit the brakes, but don't look like your htting the brakes...what? I DON'T KNOW, BRAKE CASUAL!!!" dtw's thoughts after nearly rear ending a SHP officer |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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saw one on a mini van once:
"Diesel fumes make me horny" The woman driver was a duce and a half though. When I was a kid I had one that said DARE to keep cops off donuts. |
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Cars & Coffee Killer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
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"Cancer cures smoking"
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." Last edited by legion; 02-05-2008 at 05:22 AM.. |
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"I miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving"
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Eric 83 911SC/83 944 bunch of Honda 750s 69 Chevrolet C-20 Longhorn (family heirloom) |
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My kid knocked up your Honor Student.
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"Don't laugh - your Momma used to date a guy with a van like this."
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I have one that says:
"Bumper Sticker"
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Jake Often wrong, but never in doubt. '81 911 euro SC (bits & pieces) '03 Carrera 4s '97 LX450 / '85 LeCar / '88 Iltis + a whole bunch of boats |
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Location: Knoxville TN
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Both on lifted Jeep Wranglers
"Lift it...Fat girls can't jump" and "If I'd wanted a Hummer, I'd go see your sister"
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World Peace begins with turn signals.
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01.20.09
The end of an error.
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Life's a bytch, don't vote for one!
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Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
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I saw these two many, many years ago.
"I love snatching kisses and visa versa" "There's nothing like lipstick around your dipstick"
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Steve '08 Boxster RS60 Spyder #0099/1960 - never named a car before, but this is Charlotte. '88 targa  SOLD 2004 - gone but not forgotten
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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
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Another that I like is
"Visualize whirled peas"
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Steve '08 Boxster RS60 Spyder #0099/1960 - never named a car before, but this is Charlotte. '88 targa SOLD 2004 - gone but not forgotten
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two of my favorites:
"Save a tree, eat a beaver" and "Hey virgins, thanks for nothing'"
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"The reason most people give up is because they look at how far they have to go, not how far they have come." -Bruce Anderson via FB -Marine Blue '87 930 |
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02-05-2008, 05:52 AM
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I'm with Bill
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Jensen Beach, FL
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1978 Mini Cooper Pickup 1991 BMW 318i M50 2.8 swap 2005 Mini Cooper S 2014 BMW i3 Giga World - For sale in late March |
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Heck...I got my sig-line from a bumper sticker. . .
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Mike “I wouldn’t want to live under the conditions a person could get used to”. -My paternal grandmother having immigrated to America shortly before WWll. |
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Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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1973 Porsche 911 2.4 MFI
Only Porsche
Only bike
Bruiser
