What I got Mother for Xmas..
 

I got My Mother a nice potted tree..looks to be a pine of somekind...I just know she will love it...

I have to poo.

snow tires

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

Tip pik or scuffer?

The variety of random responses is like grenade shrapnel - immediate, unpredictable, and totally unexpected.

I love this place.

Would you like fries with that?

I get the "creepy" feeling tabs' Mom is dead, mummified and sitting in a rocking chair upstairs.:eek:

Did the agriculture checkpoint give you any trouble?

There are a few things I forgot to mention about the tree...some genetic experiments but nothing that Mother can't handle.

'twas just a little twig.

Until the fluffer showed up.

Is she mummified upside down?

Naw when Mother acts up, I have to keep her in the basment..

And I promised no pushing people down the stairs until after Christmas...so get your shots in, just remember I will remember who has been naughty and who has been nice.

Lol!

radishes and seaweed