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livi 12-06-2008 04:56 AM

I would like to kiss the guy who invented..
 
Spell Check.

Despite almost four years of Pelican spamming, I can not seem to learn how to spell. Almost every time I get words corrected. Very difficult language. But why is there an English Spell Check on an American forum? I have never seen one in any Swedish forum.

I figure its a symptom of generosity toward your random foreign members. Thanks! :)

Jim Richards 12-06-2008 05:00 AM

We're still waiting on your payment of many beautiful Swedish women for making the Spell Check available to you. What's the hold up, Markus? :)

Oh Haha 12-06-2008 05:06 AM

Markus,

I keep forgetting that we have spell check so I have to go back and edit pretty much every post of mine. DOH!!!!








BTW-My wife says I can't accept any swedish chicks for payment so you'll have to send my share to the other guys. :)

Jim Richards 12-06-2008 05:17 AM

Yes, wives can be troublesome on issues like this. Anyway, I'm here to help you.

turbocarrera 12-06-2008 05:42 AM

I just wanna kiss Livi. Full Stop.

livi 12-06-2008 05:42 AM

Thanks guys!

No worries, mates. Fluffer Inc. complementary girls are always shipped as very discrete, tight, little packages (to a motel of your choice).

Porsche-O-Phile 12-06-2008 05:51 AM

The gay is strong in this thread.

Jim Richards 12-06-2008 05:59 AM

Don't you like tight little Swedish women packages, Jeff?

Porsche-O-Phile 12-06-2008 06:00 AM

That I have no problem with. All this talk about kissing other guys... well... ghey.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Jim Richards 12-06-2008 06:01 AM

I missed that. My PC's ghey filter is strong. :)

TerryH 12-06-2008 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livi (Post 4343704)
Spell Check.

Despite almost four years of Pelican spamming, I can not seem to learn how to spell. Almost every time I get words corrected. Very difficult language. But why is there an English Spell Check on an American forum? I have never seen one in any Swedish forum.

I figure its a symptom of generosity toward your random foreign members. Thanks! :)

I'd bet your english is better than 90% of the US. The english language is a mess and I would imagine very hard to learn later in life.

I think the spell check is to make us all look smarter than we are. Besides, it only corrects spelling, not grammar and the grammar here is nothing to brag about. <---- see, never end a sentence with a preposition

Grammar check is probably in the works! ;)

ruf-porsche 12-06-2008 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 4343758)
The gay is strong in this thread.

Let yourself go, feel the FORCE.

gassy 12-06-2008 06:29 AM

I'd like to kiss the guy that invented the leather hood with the zippered mouth and the ball gag.

livi 12-06-2008 06:33 AM

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TerryH 12-06-2008 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gassy (Post 4343803)
I'd like to kiss the guy that invented the leather hood with the zippered mouth and the ball gag.

Would you have to remove the ball to do that?

gprsh924 12-06-2008 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerryH (Post 4343808)
Would you have to remove the ball to do that?

He didn't say where he was going to kiss him.

911Rob 12-06-2008 12:57 PM

.....from what I hear; you'd like to kiss ANY guy? ;) Fluffer, it's no secret :)

RWebb 12-06-2008 05:27 PM

I would like to kiss the hot looking bodacious babe who invented...
Spell Check.

livi 12-07-2008 12:48 AM

Pelican topic association as strong as ever! I think I remember starting out mentioning my bad spelling. Or was it kissing..

RWebb 12-07-2008 11:30 AM

you will no doubt be excited to know that MS Word thinks my notes on New Orleans eateries and places to visit or revisit is written in French - it keeps pulling up that spell checker and telling me that the English words are spelled wrong

- not to mention words like Persephone, Terpsichore, Tchoupitoulas ...


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