Self gratification method of choice?
 

You pervs, get your minds out of the gutter!

Mine is pigging out on melted sharp cheddar cheese over chips and salsa while watching old scif-fi flicks like Aliens. My big LCD TV is going to be delivered and installed before Xmas - can't wait! Next is having the TV volume up loud while I watch the UFC fights that I've Tivo'd.

What's your method?

So that slimy stuff is... um... from the Aliens then? Not from the self-gratification part?

Pornography. Oh wait........

Stranger?

i like it when my hand is numb...

that way if feels like someone else is feeding me chips and salsa.

A fast Autocross run. You know when you get out of the car and you are shaking, talking a mile a minute, Your competition has this look of awe when they see the timer display.

very funny, thanks for the humor.

I was going to post "Medium pizza, meat lovers with double mushrooms", but I see this thread is headed in a different direction ;)

Up next, the world's fattest man . . .

Mother always did say I had my thumb up my a$$. So I will go with that one.

slow and rub the end with my thumb on the up stroke.

Good red wine:D

Who's mother?

Left handed & backwards... feels like someone different

work and scool days that last for 14 hrs then crashing after the 6th day... that's my method!

my thumb up TABS ass...

And that's why they call you the LubeMaster.

I could teach you guys a few things on this subject, but not in public.

Thanks not OLD DOHHHHHHHHHH

old is

Forbidden Planet
Them!
The day the Earth stood still

etc etc

and while we are on the subject of mastabatory techneques

Lie on your hand till you get pins and needles and you loose all feeling,
then using your other hand wrap your dead hands fingers around your John Thomas and it should feel like somone else is doing it !

anther one while where on the subject

Q>whats worse getting caught bashing the bishop, while wearing your signicicant others underwear on your head

1> by your mom
2> by you MIL
3> by your wife
4> by your teacher
5> by your (Indy) mechanic

:D :D :D

sugar rush sugar rush !:eek: