Heil Snow Tires!!!!!!!

Harry Johnson pales in comparison to The Big Unit, Randy Johnson. Saw a minor league game and the shortstop was Kevin Haverbusch. Couldn't remember the guy's name, knew it was vaguely dirty, all I could think of was Feldersnatch. My brother corrected me.

I think the moral of the original story is if you want to hang obviously offensive monikers on your offspring, you need to decorate their birthday cakes yourself. I'll bet the misters Johnson got alot of Harold and Randall from their teachers in school.

There was also once a quite famous rally driver of the same name...

We used to have a news reporter in our area about 10-15 years ago that went by the name of Brad Face...My brother went to the same College he did and his real name was....wait for it .......Richard Face...so everyone used to call him you guessed it ..Dick Face..

Time for a name change..

I knew a guy called "hyacinth" when I was a kid. I don't know how he ended up.

Ah, Prussian Blue, They may be crazy racists, but darn they are going to make good "movies" when they turn 18 (there only 2 years younger then me).;)

There is a musician named Buster Hyman.

Did a web search to make sure I spelled his name right... he's not the only one.

I know a guy named Barry Short, and he's about 5'4" tall.