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livi 12-30-2008 01:40 PM

Tabs,

Do you occasionally feel that your finely tuned, subtle posts are wasted much like a fine wine on ignorant hillbillies..?

Jim Richards 12-30-2008 01:46 PM

snow tröttar or is it vinter däck

scottmandue 12-30-2008 02:31 PM

Cat barf

tabs 12-30-2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4387878)
buffet table

"Some Girls"
M. jagger/k. richards)

Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought Id own

Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I dont ever want it back

Some girls give me jewelry
Others buy me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for

So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose

French girls they want cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine

English girls theyre so prissy
I cant stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I dont want them to ever call at all

White girls theyre pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get ****ed all night
I just dont have that much jam

Chinese girls are so gentle
Theyre really such a tease
You never know quite what theyre cookin
Inside those silky sleeves

Give me all you money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls theyre so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once

Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
Ill make you worlds biggest star

So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Lets go back to zuma beach
Ill give you half of everything I own

tabs 12-30-2008 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livi (Post 4387934)
Tabs,

Do you occasionally feel that your finely tuned, subtle posts are wasted much like a fine wine on ignorant hillbillies..?

Yep....no matter who I talk to they are just ignorat gits.

tabs 12-30-2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 4388060)
Cat barf

"Like a Virgin" ...Madonna

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didnt know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
Id been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can last

Youre so fine and youre mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh

Youre so fine and youre mine
Ill be yours till the end of time
cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Ive nothing to hide

(chorus)

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Cant you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

tabs 12-30-2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4387943)
snow tröttar or is it vinter däck



PBBBT anything by ABBA...

livi 12-30-2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4387943)
snow tröttar or is it vinter däck

Good post! I didn´t even know your computers could handle å, ä and ö. :D

Jim Richards 12-30-2008 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livi (Post 4388180)
good post! I didn´t even know your computers could handle å, ä and ö. :d

They're quite versatile. :)

tabs 12-31-2008 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4388212)
They're quite versatile. :)


"If I Were A Carpenter"


If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway
Would you have my baby

If a tinker were my trade
Would you still find me
Carrying the pots I'd made
Following behind me

Save my love through loneliness
Save my love for sorrows
I've given you my onliness
Come give me your tomorrows


If I worked my hands in wood
Would you still love me
Answer me babe say "yes I would
I'll put you above me"


If I were a miller
At a mill wheel grinding
Would you miss your colored blouse
Your soft shoe shining


If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway
Would you have my baby


Would you marry me anyway
And have my babyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 02:28 AM

roach motel

tabs 12-31-2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4388906)
roach motel

Don't Bogart Me”

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.

Roll another one
Just like the other one.
This one's burnt to the end
Come on and be a friend.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.

Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oll another one
Just like the other one.
You've been hanging on to it
And I sure would like a hit.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

nostatic 12-31-2008 10:22 AM

I wrote this last night. Well, and early this am as well...

molecular duke

still fascinated by reflections and
haunted by a clinical past
the image dissected a bilateral triangle
with right angles falling by the wayside
playing hangman 90 degree off suit
and spelling numbers to make the shoot

you toss in the pot with big slick sitting
folding and holding while you're there spitting
on the choices she made, places she stayed
i was just trying to help her out and pay
for a little longing she really deserved
you call her a pervert and fire your eyes
recoiling in agony, dripping in sadness
she comes back to me to fix the mess

are you really that ****ed up?
do you whistle grenades past me?
how about past the bad guys?
you know...the one's we're supposed to be fighting.
you think this is a party? A joke? A political show?
well i've got a clue for you
the boys come back in pieces
the boys come back in bags
the boys come back needing releases
that just don't come easy

it's that stonking complex again, back waving that friendly wave
trying to get your attention and make you realize that waves
needs to be ridden and ridden hard and high
ridden serious so you aren't the one that dies
we're building the bombmaker's house
inviting you in, under cover of the night
will you listen? Will you move to anger? Will you try to understand?

They aren't you, but you are both the same, just different garb
the more you deny it, the stronger it gets
the spooks tell you so

but what of molecular duke?
where does he stand on all this?
left? right? close hover? kidney stutter?

maybe quintero needs to come out to play and help with duke
what duke needs to do is string up more lights and make sure they're blue
or maybe green. i've lost track.

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 10:59 AM

snow tires

tabs 12-31-2008 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4389718)
snow tires

Little Feat - Willin'



I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow
I'm drunk and dirty don't ya know, and I'm still, willin'
Out on the road late at night, Seen my pretty Alice in every head light
Alice, Dallas Alice

I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me: weed, whites, and wine
and you show me a sign
I'll be willin', to be movin'

I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet
Had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet and I'm still... willin'
Now I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico
baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico, and I'm still

And I been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me: weed, whites, and wine
and you show me a sign
I'll be willin', to be movin

nostatic 12-31-2008 12:31 PM

Red Streamliner

Red Streamliner Rollin'
Rollin' Down the Track the Things You See
With Your Wheels in Motion Through Desert, Mountain, Ocean
I Hear You Every Night, Is It a Dream?

Red Streamliner Rollin' Down, Comin' Down On Me
Red Streamliner Rollin', Rollin' Long So Free
Your Past Keeps Comin' Back On Me
To Far and Near, Away From Here

Where People Move a Mile a Minute
This Hurricane Livin' With You and Me in It
Long Into the Night, That Whistle Offers Light

Red Streamliner Rollin'
I Wish You'd Tell Me 'bout the Things You See
I'm Lookin', Lookin' Down the Tracks You Ride
Knowin' That They're Your Only Guide
I See Them Every Night, Is It a Dream?
And When the Sidewalks Roll Up At Night
Just As Stations Pass By

Once the Leader of the Wild, Wild West
Hurricane Livin' Been a Lifelong Song
Now You're Cast of Steel and Cast Aside
Broken Dreams Maybe, But You Haven't Died

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 01:04 PM

broken records

nostatic 12-31-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4389934)
broken records

et tu studded rubber?

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 01:12 PM

groovy vinyl

nostatic 12-31-2008 02:00 PM

Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
Is nothing but an electric sign
You could say she has an individual style
She's part of a colorful time

Super-sealed lady, chrome-color clothes
You wear 'cause you have no other
But I suppose no one knows
You're my plastic fantastic lover

Your rattlin' cough never shuts off
Is nothin' but a used machine
Your aluminum finish, slightly diminished
Is the best I ever have seen

Cosmetic baby plugged into me
And never ever find another
And I realize no one's wise
To my plastic fantastic lover

The electrical dust is starting to rust
Her trapezoid thermometer taste
All the red tape is mechanical rape
Of the TV program waste

Data control and IBM
Science is mankind's brother
But all I see is drainin' me
On my plastic fantastic lover

tabs 12-31-2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4389956)
groovy vinyl



"In-a-gadda-da-vida"

In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey,
Dont you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby,
Dont you know that Ill always be true?

Oh, wont you come with me
And take my hand?

Oh, wont you come with me
And walk this land?

Please take my hand!

-repeat-

~solos~

-repeat-

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 02:20 PM

Still searching for the right key? Just ask her...

http://www.shag.com/Voyeur/SignedPrint.jpg

tabs 12-31-2008 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4390036)
Still searching for the right key? Just ask her...

http://www.shag.com/Voyeur/SignedPrint.jpg

"Oh Well"
Written by peter green.

I cant help about the shape Im in
I cant sing, I aint pretty and my legs are thin
But dont ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to

Oh well

Now, when I talked to God I knew hed understand
He said, stick by my side and Ill be your guiding hand
But dont ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to

Oh well

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 02:29 PM

atomic sunset

tabs 12-31-2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4390056)
atomic sunset

This is just too easy...

"Political Science"


No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paris
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 02:37 PM

political nonsense

tabs 12-31-2008 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4390068)
political nonsense

Masters Of War

Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build the big bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks

You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly

Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain

You fasten the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud

You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins

How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
Even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 02:49 PM

cactus syrup

tabs 12-31-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4390094)
cactus syrup

"Celebration Of The Lizard"


Lions in the street and roaming
Dogs in heat, rabid, foaming
A beast caged in the heart of a city
The body of his mother
Rotting in the summer ground
He fled the town

He went down South and crossed the border
Left chaos and disorder
Back there over his shoulder

One morning he awoke in a green hotel
With a strange creature groaning beside him
Sweat oozed from its shining skin
is everybody in?
is everybody in?
is everybody in?
the ceremony is about to begin


Wake up!
You can't remember where it was
Had this dream stopped?

The snake was pale gold
Glazed and shrunken
We were afraid to touch it
The sheets were hot dead prisons
And she was beside me
Old, she's no, young
Her dark red hair
the white soft skin

Now, run to the mirror in the bathroom
Look!
shes coming in here
I can't live thru each slow century of her moving
I let my cheek slide down
The cool smooth tile
Feel the good cold stinging blood
The smooth hissing snakes of rain . . .

Once I had, a little game
I liked to crawl, back in my brain
I think you know, the game I mean
I mean the game, called 'go insane'

you should try, this little game
Just close your eyes, forget your name
Forget the world, forget the people
And we'll erect, a different steeple

This little game, is fun to do
Just close your eyes, no way to lose
And I'm right there, I'm going too
Release control, we're breaking thru

Way back deep into the brain
Back where there's never any pain
And the rain falls gently on the town
And over the heads of all of us
And in the labyrinth of streams
Beneath, the quiet unearthly presence of
gentle hill dwellers, in the gentle hills around
Reptiles abounding
Fossils, caves, cool air heights

Each house repeats a mold
Windows rolled
Beast car locked in against morning
All now sleeping
Rugs silent, mirrors vacant
Dust Lying under the beds of lawful couples
Wound in sheets
And daughters, smug
With semen eyes in their nipples

Wait
There's been a slaughter here

(Don't stop to speak or look around
Your gloves and fan are on the ground
We're getting out of town
We're going on the run
And you're the one I want to come)

Not to touch the earth
Not to see the sun
Nothing left to do, but
Run, run, run
Let's run
lets run

House upon the hill
Moon is lying still
Shadows of the trees
Witnessing the wild breeze
C'mon baby run with me
Let's run

Run with me
Run with me
Run with me
Let's run

The mansion is warm, at the top of the hill
Rich are the rooms and the comforts there
Red are the arms of luxuriant chairs
And you won't know a thing till you get inside

Dead president's corpse in the driver's car
The engine runs on glue and tar
C'mon along, we're not going very far
To the East to meet the Czar

run with me
run with me
run with me
let's run

Some outlaws lived by the side of the lake
The minister's daughter's in love with the snake
Who lives in a well by the side of the road
Wake up, girl! We're almost home

We should see the gates by mornin'
We should be inside by evening,

sun sun sun
burn burn burn
burn, burn, burn,
i will get you
soon,
soon,
soon

i am the lizard king
i can do anything

We came down
The rivers and highways
We came down from
Forests and falls

We came down from
Carson and Springfield
We came down from
Phoenix enthralled
And I can tell you
The names of the Kingdom
I can tell you
The things that you know
Listening for a fistful of silence
Climbing valleys into the shade

for seven years, i dwelt
in the loose palace of exile
playing strange games with the girls of the island
now, i have come again
to the land of the fair, and the strong, and the wise
brothers and sisters of the pale forest
children of night
who among you will run with the hunt?
now night arives with her purple legion
Retire now to your tents and to your dreams
Tomorrow we enter the town of my birth
I want to be ready'

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 03:16 PM

parsnip pancakes

tabs 12-31-2008 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4390150)
parsnip pancakes

Procol Harum » Bringing Home The Bacon

Bringing home the bacon,
tender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
gobbling up the cakes
Milk-fed baby dumpling,
slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Wet-nursed sour purse spot face,
blubbering in the cream
Emperor baby dumpling,
loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling,
stuffing 'til he bursts

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 04:03 PM

tangential nonsequiter

tabs 12-31-2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim richards (Post 4390245)
tangential nonsequiter

ahhhh nostatus

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 05:05 PM

coyote kneecaps

tabs 12-31-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4390330)
coyote kneecaps

"Doolin-dalton"
They were duelin, doolin-dalton
High or low, it was the same
Easy money and faithless women
Red-eye whiskey for the pain
Go down, bill dalton, it must be gods will,
Two brothers lyin dead in coffeyville
Two voices call to you from where they stood
Lay down your lay books now
Theyre no damn good
Better keep on movin, doolin-dalton
til your shadow sets you free
If youre fast, and if youre lucky
You will never see that hangin tree

Well, the towns lay out across the dusty plains
Like graveyards filled with tombstones, waitin for the names
And a man could use his back, or use his brains
But some just went stir crazy, lord, cause nothin ever changed
til bill doolin met bill dalton
He was workin cheap, just bidin time
Then he laughed and said,Im goin,
And so he left that peaceful life behind
Mm...

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 05:26 PM

frozen zunes

Dottore 12-31-2008 05:34 PM

too easy.

quinn the eskimo.

Jim Richards 12-31-2008 05:36 PM

Burma Shave

Dottore 12-31-2008 05:50 PM

too easy:

the colonel bogey march

tabs 12-31-2008 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4390385)
Burma Shave

"Burma Shave" ..Tom Waits..


Lyrics to Burma Shave :
licorice tattoo turned a gun metal blue scrawled across the shoulders
of a dying town the one eyed jacks across the railroad tracks
and the scar on its belly pulled a stranger passing through
he was a juvenile delinquent never learned how to behave
but the cops would never think to look in
burma shave

and the road was like a ribbon and the moon was like a bone
he didn't seem to be like any guy she'd ever known
he kinda looked like farley granger with his hair slicked back
she says i'm a sucker for a fella in a cowboy hat
how far are you going he said depends on what you mean
he says i'm going thataway just as long as it's paved
i guess you'd say i'm on my way to
burma shave

and her knees up on the glove compartment
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
and she popped her gum and arched her back
hell marysville ain't nothing but a wide spot in the road
some night my heart pounds just like thunder
i don't know why it don't explode
cause everyone in this stinking town has got one foot in the grave
and i'd rather take my chances out in
burma shave

presley's what i go by why don't you change the station
count the grain elevators in the rearview mirror
mister anywhere you point this thing
has got to beat the hell out of the sting
of going to bed with every dream that dies here every mornin
and so drill me a hole with a barber pole
i'm jumping my parole just like a fugitive tonight
why don't you have another swig
and pass that car if you're so brave
i wanna get there before the sun comes up in
burma shave

and the spider web crack and the mustang screamed
smoke from the tires and the twisted machine
just a nickel's worth of dreams and every wishbone that they saved
lie swindled from them on the way to
burma shave

and the sun hit the derrick and cast a bat wing shadow
up against the car door on the shot gun side
and when they pulled her from the wreck you know she
still had on her shades
they say that dreams are growing wild just this side of
burma shave


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