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[Dixie]

Gordon fires pit crew.

Jeff Gordon has decided to take advantage of the government's plan to employ troubled youth. The decision was cemented when a recent documentary illustrated how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.

However-Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

[stealthn]

Thanks for the chuckle.

Happy New Year

[billybek]

Dude, where's my car???

[syncroid]

LOL! Good one.