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Women don't know how to have fun.
If I were a female, I'd send your ass out to the garage to work on your car while I fixed some dinner. Good already, huh?
When it was ready, I call out to the garage to come in and eat. When you got to the table I'd be sitting slightly away from the table in nothing but a dark shear night gown. As I lifted my glass of wine, I'd say, "You wanna lick the spoon?" If I were a female, I'd own each of you. |
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dude, you had me at "hello".
hahahah. you're a funny man, milt.
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If I was a woman, I'd be a slut. Of that I'm certain.
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Getting into the liquor a little are we Milt?
anyway, if it helps, I was born a lesbian 
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Awhhh you buncha lightweights!
A real woman would join you in the garage and to hell with silly nightgown! Toolbenches are way sturdier than tables for certain activities (if you know what I mean...) angela
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and that is one of the many reasons why i have a really big crush on angela.
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If I was a woman, I'd quit my yappin' and fix my man some grits.
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Sorry Milt, but Angela has completely hijacked your thread.
Angela, I say this with the utmost respect, I think I love you!
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If I were a woman I'de be a lesbian.
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Milt has the right New Year's spirit!
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What's for desert, Milty?? Rowwrr!
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Milty that's a little too homoerotic for this manly-man board. Having said that, if I were a women I'd probably get nothing done all days because I'd be touching myself too much.
Big Ed "If I was a woman, I'd be a slut. Of that I'm certain" Does that mean something like you like male organs? JK
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