Apple releases laptop minus the keyboard!
 

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that was really funny, perfect for the Itard users ;)

couldn't be simpler. Ha!
I could type faster on my blackberry.

"I'll buy almost anything that's shiny and made by Apple..."

So true for so many.

"virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit"

I love The Onion, they are so funny

Don't laugh. Have you guys seen what Microsoft did to Word 7? It's almost unusable.

I like how the email automatically says, "Sent from a Macbook Wheel." That way, people know you have one.

"nothing's more simple than a single giant button"

That's funny as hell. Slow down the "predictive text" part and read the phrases, I laughed until I cried.

I saw the "my abortion went well" or something like that!

Make sure to read the ticker at the bottom of the screen. Good stuff. It's the little details like that...

Before I watched the video, I was thinking: "I had a Fujitsu tablet in the 90's that didn't have a keyboard."

Sounds like the BMW Idrive.

So true...