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Women addicted to porn

I'm just trying to overload Wayne's server with hits.

But really - have you ever looked at those romance "novels" women read? Porn! Plain and simple. My wife was telling me some of the stuff in those books. I looked for myself. Made me blush! I mean...it's some pretty filthy stuff. Back door kinda stuff. I asked her how that was any different than the kinda porn men are into other than one is visual and the other is narrative. "Totally different!" Never did understand the explaination other than it had something to do with "feelings" and romance. Uh-huh. Hypocrites!

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Must be a women thing, she like reading, I like looking. I always tell her I'll wait until they make a movie.
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HA Fabio,they innundate every grocery store, ive seen a couple movies where they recite line from them hilarious "thobbing member" all that stuff
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Surely you realize by now women are every bit as filthy as men.
Maybe it's in a different way - but not so much.
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there just better at keeping it hidden,behind the cloak of a couple hundred pages of stuff while a man needs 70 or so with pictures every page to keep us interested
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Tell me about it. Old girlfriend had an 'erotic' book with scenarios that would be clearly illegal if photographically depicted for a men's magazine -- bestiality (gorilla), gang rape, etc., in addition to more garden variety backdoor/bisexual/B&D stuff

Still water runs deep
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but at least we can be foward with our passion and lust, ie: excellence ,motor trend ,road & track and all the others
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ha this thread is picking up steam i guess alot of us fellows have seen the contraband a woman can pass off as literature , you have to admit though those danielle steele type ladies have a following and with oprah pitching stuff like that its easy money
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Her supple pouting breasts heaved against his manhood. She reached between his loins feeling the girth that she had become all to familiar with. The moistness between her legs started dampening her panties.

Is that what you mean?
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.. started dampening her panties.

Is that what you mean?
In most "romance" novels - she wouldn't have been wearing panties.

Seriously, my wife read those prior to and after marriage. She claimed she skipped over those parts - and I believe her. I did argue the analogy of those books to porn videos though. She stopped reading them many years ago.
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In most "romance" novels - she wouldn't have been wearing panties.

Seriously, my wife read those prior to and after marriage. She claimed she skipped over those parts - and I believe her. I did argue the analogy of those books to porn videos though. She stopped reading them many years ago.
Hey I can have panties if I want... I wrote it!!!!
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Male erotic impulses are principally the result of visual stimuli.

Female erotic impulses are principally the result of financial stimuli.

Not sure where romance novels fit in.
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I love 'romance' books... :P
so do i for some reason but day time drama's are
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Not sure where romance novels fit in.
Hopefully one of the ladies will chime in on this one but here's my thought...
Somewhere between Brad Pitt & the fat, beering drinking, belching, farting, bald old goat that's sitting on the couch asking the lady to get him another beer.
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Female erotic impulses are principally the result of financial stimuli.

Not sure where romance novels fit in.

Well, as it turns out, the guy with the "daunting manhood" is really (and unknowingly) heir to something involving big bucks, while the "one being filled" (after the wind blew but before the earth shook) already has bread.
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...the girth that she had become all to familiar with.
The girth is always a surprise. Amateur.
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